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Bret

Fine! Are You Happy Now?!?!

About Me

You have waaayyyyyy too much time on your hands!

No, seriously, if you've got time to surf MySpace pages and search for me then you really need to do something with all your spare time. And if you have time to design your own MySpace page and fill it with annoying backgrounds, loud music and movie files that are so huge that they never even load then you really need to get a life.

I'm sorry. Someone had to say it.

By the way, Tom isn't really your friend. If you're drunk and you need to cry to someone in the middle of the night, Tom's not going to answer the phone. Chances are I won't either.

If this is the kind of brutal honesty that you need more of, feel free to visit my LiveJournal! I think you'll be glad you did!

My Interests

Geocaching
Geocacher University
Homestar Runner

I'd like to meet:

Wait...are you serious? If I put people's names in this box I get to meet them?!?!? No way! For real??? Alright! Now we're talking!

The Arch Duke Ferdinand
The Surviving Beatles
One of the Monkees (you know who you are)
Mikey from the Life commercials

Music:

James Taylor
Steely Dan
Jimmy Buffett