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About Me

the names joya and im a world of warcraft-oholic. no one really reads these. I don't like astrology. If I were to ever...EVER get married, the only thing i will absolutely put my foot down for is that the cake be made of ice cream. I try to be optimistic about life. I love drunk dancing. I always get asked if im azn/samoan but i'm not! i'm all about good times. i hate the sound of crying babies. drama is a waste of time. talking shit non-stop is stupid. drink a beer or smoke a bowl instead. I love hot sauce, most food tastes too plain without some. i say "dood", "awesome", "fuck it", and "shit happens" a lot. i need to take a picture of my doggies and frame it in my room. my goal in life is to bowl a perfect 300, or slap the shit out of one of those kids on "my sweet 16" and tell them to quit their bitchin!
vox for EXOCET .
thats me in a nutshell, basically.
AIM = demXboners
World of Warcraft = Dragonmaw - Dethrow
SOULSEEK = iamthejoya
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My Interests

Music. Weed. Alcohol. Burritos. World Of Warcraft.

And my keekee Billmurray

I'd like to meet:

Crazy Britney Spears so we can make out. People who like to have a good time and people who know hot strippers

Music:

BEATLES FOR LIFE SON!

I'm open minded about music. I'm not a douche

Punk, Hip Hop, Anything good to dance to, Crust, Funk, Electro, Stench, Old Rock, Metal, Reggaeton, Reggae, Rap, Hardcore Punk from around the globe, Dance Jams, 80's, 90's, Soul, Blues, Techno and muthafuckin Polka!

People who arent open minded about music annoy me.

Good music is GOOD MUSIC MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

I don't like country much at all along with neo hardcore screamo, that shits lame. I like some tunes though. I think most grind is horrible, dont like power violence at all. Anything else, I can put up with basically

Movies:

Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars. Wedding Singer is a must. Grease is a guilty pleasure. Total Recall is too good to be true when stoned. Any movie by Seth Rogen

Television:

South Park, Arrested Development, Heroes, the Office, Nip/Tuck

Books:

Where the Wild Things Are and those books with 3D pics you gotta cross your eyes to see

My Blog

DONT OPEN THIS

TOLD YA SO STUPIDFACE
Posted by <AFK>Return of the Joya on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:34:00 PST

I ALMOST DIED TODAY!!!!

OK PEOPLE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT I ALMOST DIED TODAY AROUND 4 10 A.M HERES THE STORY I WAS AWAKE AND ON MYSPACE ( CUZ IM A LOSER ) AND I SAW SOMETHING LURKING IN THE SHADOWS, I HAVE A SUSPICION OF W...
Posted by <AFK>Return of the Joya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST