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Kevin Ess

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm incredibly talented and attractive. I assume that this is why you'd like to be my friend. I have a two-year-old son named Silas. There are a couple of pictures of him in my pictures area. Right next to the wonderfully attractive pictures of me. I have a wife named Anna, too. No pictures of her though. She's too attractive for normal human eyes. I'm pretty sure that Silas is cooler and more handsome than any baby you could make.

My Interests

My smokin' hot wife, awesome son, and music.

I'd like to meet:

People with heads and asses in the appropriate locations.

Music:

Mastodon, Kashmir, Mew, Jose Gonzales, Fruit Bats, Gogol Bordello, Granddaddy, Dragonforce, Entombed, Faith No More, Meshuggah, The Jealous Sound, Engine 88, Bracket, Enon, Macha, Dandy Warhols, Isis, Pelican, Queen, Patrick Wolf, Dwarves, QOTSA, TURBONEGRO, The Hold Steady, Jay Clifford, Jump Little Children, Failure, Cursive, Secret Chiefs 3, John Vanderslice, Wilco, Band Of Horses, Blonde Redhead, Calexico, Caribou, The Earlies, The Comas, Stars of Track and Field,Rogue Wave, NOMEANSNO, Richard Buckner, Hank III, Poster Children, Pond, Municipal Waste, Oceansize, Aereogramme, Neural Milk Hotel, Orange Goblin, Converge, The Haunted, Unsane, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Motorhead, the Faint, Ex Models, Ex-Girl, Tomahawk, Melvins, Sleepytime Gorrilla Museum, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Heavy Vegetable and other Rob Crow projects, Joshua Ellingsworth, Metric, Spoon, Archers Of Loaf, Steve Earle, Starlight Mints, amongst others...

Movies:

Movies are neat.

Television:

Useless? Harmful to the brain? Whatever. I like television.

Books:

I have some. Some of them are thick, and make for nice doorstops.

Heroes:

My wife. She sure does put up with a lot of shit.