I justify my existence by spending my time, wasting my money, I am a consumer, and this is the prison my government has built for me. The charges brought against me have been suspended by Habeus Corpus. Imprisoned within my freedom, I am free to be a dog; in a dog eat dog world that is. The corporate tyranny that allows me to choose my fate has provided a competitive market in which my hours of toil can be absorbed, flushed, if you please. I am healthy, and therefore I am free to receive healthcare I pay for in advance, but never need. My condition will change, for I AM wasting, and in these final hours, my policy will fail, but it is not my policy. It is YOURS!! You can keep it, and profit from it, and slowly destroy the human species, for we are all mortal beings, but your legacy will be your sustenance in the afterlife, my enemy, my target, my trustee and instructed delegate, given direction by your greed, consuming, and relentless. Defend my freedom, I beseech you, for all that I desire is free.
What kind of muscle car are you?
1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!
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