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napoleon

coronas for christmas... awww jeah!

About Me

i am lookin for a few ladies that making mi corazon dance... i know theres plenty of fine senoritas out there.... .... so if you wanting to have fun and be with someone who can making you laugh... get together with me...i am loving all the ladies...
My Lovely Ladies...
my beautiful holly madison...my heart es beating for her...
mi amor, my sweet beauty...penny...she is very romantic to me and i am loving her...
my beauty... athena...she making mi corazon happy..
I am loving all of my beauties... I want to make them very happy for very long time...
i am loving all the coronas too
All About Napoleon
What's your name?? napoleon aka nappy
What's your mommy/owners name? mama
What breed are you? i am the blue and tan colored shihuahua
How much did you cost?? many many dollars but i knowing im worth it
What's your favorite toy? soft squeaky jellow bone i call booda
Tap water ot bottled water? just put mi damn agua in a bowl so i can be drinking it...
Do you always walk or are you always carried? mama likes to carry me pero i like to sniff everyting and every body that goes by. i like to dance and jumping and bark!
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? i am weigh about 6 pounds.
Do you wear clothes? only when es frio outside
Long or short hair? short
Indoor or outdoor? indoor is the best one
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? in mi own soft plush bed right next to mi mama bed
What's your fave color? jellow, just like my coronas
Do you chase cats or get along with them? get along with most them since they are about my size. just keep ja claws in gatos.
How old are you? i will be 1 yr on december 9th
Do you like to go swimming? no way jose
Are you fixed? no way! i plan on makin beautiful perritos with all the bitches
What color are your eyes? brownish colo ri am thinking
What color is your hair? blue and tan
Do you get groomed? mama brushes me when i let her.. this is okay i think...
Are you potty trained? for the most part, depends on if you making me mad or leave me alone too long.. pero thats what u get.
How much do you bark? i bark at everything
Have you ever bit anyone? i bite the people when they toca my face when i dont want to be touched. thats how i roll.
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? what the hell
Do you like the bath or hate it? i tolerate it but no me gusta
Are you friendly with other dogs or do you just attack? i like to play alot... but de bigger dogs can stay right where you are. just let me bark at you from a distance.
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? yeah like three
Do you do any doggie sports?? running and jumping is what i am liking
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 100
my favorite trip with my beauty penny...
i am remembering the day my lovely penny and me went onto the parade and the float of corona for my birthday... it was a beautiful day and we almost fell off a couple of times, pero it was so much fun and i was loving it...

My Interests





i am liking my neighbor friend.. her name is precious the pug and she living next door and i like to go and chase her all day and biting her tail, i am liking being spoiled, humping anything and everything in site because im one horny chihuahua, sneaking drink of corona from mi neighbors house when mi madre aint lookin, licking the butts, eating the bacon pieces, diggin holes in the backyard because im so horny that i have to get out and getting a piece of tail all of the time.. oh and it dont matter if you male or female as long as you about my height -es muy bueno. dis dont make me gay though, just makes me one horny shihuahua! i loving the ladies!! all of them!!

Some lovely amigos of mine...
This is Clarisa...

my little mexican friends... em, livi, and pheobe...
my cute and spunky amiga, gracie...
mi amigo, Chico... he is having a way with the style..
this es scooter, with the very nice hat...
my very cool amigo, chopper...
mi amiga, who es very pink in the color, gucci..
mi amigos, the jacksonville mafia.... there es frado, molly, keaton, and tony...

I'd like to meet:

this is my role model...

he having the beautiful ladies...

thats one foxy bitch right there.. both of em...

Music:

i love the music. i love to dance. i have my dancin pose for all to see. i love it. i dance in circles to get my treats. i love it.

Movies:



Television:

mama likes makin me watching the animal planet for some reason. i do not having the time for tv, pero i do having time to bark while the television is making the noise.

Books:


oye! im no fan of de gatos, pero this stuff is hilarious...
http://www.stuffonmycat.com
http://www.dogsinduds.com/category/chihuahua/
that one es funny too!

Heroes:

this is where all the beautiful senoritas are...
he getting all the tacos...