I'm Joe and I want to be like me when I grow up.
I like going to remote truckstops on roadtrips and browsing all of the random things they sell. I think The Da Vinci Code was a mediocre book at best. I like Hamburger Helper Cheeseburger Macaroni. I think republicans are stupid. I think democrats are stupid. I think Americans need to learn to think for themselves. I like people who like themselves. I think people who bitch about things but do nothing to change them should shut up. I like ice cream machines that vacuum popsicles up with a hose and drop them down a chute. I think if you have wheels that spin when your car is stopped you should see a therapist. I like colored lights. In fact, I really like colored lights. I think Shakespeare may be one of the most detrimental influences our society will ever know. I like people with the balls to say what's right, even if it's unpopular. I think Jimmy Page sold his soul to the devil to be able to play the way he plays. I wanted to be a marine biologist in the 2nd grade and occasionally sort of regret not pursuing that. I think Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer of the past 100 years, and no amount of weirdness or scandal will ever take that away. I can't understand why someone with a working cell phone would ever be compelled to use it as a 2 way radio. I think a Steinway & Sons piano is one of the most beautiful things created by man. I also think I should stop typing whatever random thoughts pop into my head.
