About Me
I can scale tall buildings in a single bound. I steal from the rich, to give to the poor. I sing songs in the key of life. I always leave them wanting more. I play hurt. I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. I shot the Sheriff. I can dunk from the foul line. I decoded the Rosetta Stone. I 8 the sandbox. I dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. I eat leftovers. I am a soccer mom. I get by with a little help from my friends. I run unopposed. I never flee the scene of the crime. I transcend the common model. I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I always wait 30 minutes to swim after I eat. I am Deepthroat. I combine veteran leadership with youthful exuberance. I believe in miracles. I represent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn. I am fam-i-ly. I’m brick and mortar. I’m a monopoly. But don’t worry, I won’t raise taxes.
