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Chris

I hate George W Bush

About Me

I am a speeding locomotive. I am a skydiving toaster oven. I run over you and burn your butter. I am a hot pepper mosquito.

My Interests

NPR, Ultimate Frizbee, Internet Lycanthropy, Pissing on Rebublicans, battle rhymin, Halo

I'd like to meet:

Teflon coated popcorn with dynamic IP addressing. Starving artists of humanity. Miniature Donkey jockeys and retired cosmonauts.

Music:

All of the smurfs drive a little blue car | Its very nice how lucky we are | So come inside | We're going out for a ride | Out in the Country || Beep Beep | The horn's so loud | It really makes us proud | as we go driving near and far | Out in the Country || Round Round | The wheels go round Making a lovely sound | As we go driving near and far | Out in the Country

Movies:

Rosebud IS HIS SLED. And in fight club, ITS THE SAME GUY, sucka.

Books:

Who hasn't read Naked. Stop putting that here. Go read the Al Franken book instead. And Heroes Die by Matt Stover

My Blog

I made it snow

I made it snow yesterday.  It would not have snowed here in Chicago, but I was really in the mood to wear my new snow boots.  So I called up my good buddy upstairs and asked for something ta...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 01:09:00 PST