I am eleven. That's pretty old for a Great Dane.
My human is wrapped around my little finger paw.
i like long walks on the beach, sensual massage, candlelit dinners, festive jaunts... you know, the usual.
someone that will make sure my human doesn't kill herself when i die.
is fucking non-stop.
Meet the Feebles. Everything John Waters has ever done.
i bark when i hear doorbells.
i like to lick them, just to see where they've been...This profile was made so fresh and so clean by my crazy human.
loyal people. kind people.