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Haley Capri

About Me

I'm a professional dancer and model. I'm a Pisces......(the best lover of the zodiac). I'm also a psychic, I'm sensing you're finding me very attractive right now......also, you want to make out. I'm good, huh? What else??.......I'm a chef, that's right I love cooking, especially while speaking french!! Actually, I like to do a lot of things while speaking french. Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

February
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. -- I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Art, in all forms......and then the usual orgies, violence, drugs and alcohol. And yes, it's my stomach.

I'd like to meet:

Like minded individuals who are excessively capable in at least ten of the following: thinking, painting, poetry, inventing, reading, music, photography, dancing, entertaining, modeling, cooking, thrill seeking, linguistics, engineering, science, loving (no, this doesn't mean fucking, and she was lying to you anyway), theology, writing, did I mention thinking?, learning, achieving, mastering, appreciating, and having fun. If you haven't anything to say that will inspire me, or make me laugh, please don't bother. Unless, of course, you are rich and want to support me and my creative endeavors.

Music:

the mars volta, at the drive in, lovage, portishead, a perfect circle, queens of the stone age, tool, deftones, tori amos, cardigans, killers, pat benatar, bjork, toadies, mos def, atmosphere, aesop rock, the beatles, bob marley, coheed and cambria, the rolling stones, the white stripes, aerosmith, led zep, weezer, gorillaz, pink floyd, garbage, my chemical romance, the cure, your mom waisted at karaoke, seether, ray charles, system of a down, frank sinatra, marilyn monroe, patsy cline, nin, otis redding, etta james, the exies Take the quiz:
Which Far out 60's-70's band are you?

Pink Floyd
You are PINK FLOYD! This means your deep yet misunderstood...and the hard core drugs don't help either.

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Movies:

sixteen candles, the breakfast club, joe dirt, anchorman, empire records, the labyrinth, big fish, the cell, sin city, four rooms, the kill bills, moulin rouge, i heart huckabees, alice in wonderland, sleeping beauty, snow white; a tale of terror, the dark crystal, the wizard of oz, return to oz, almost famous, blue streak, dazed and confused, mallrats, chasing amy; and any kevin smith for that matter, fight club, anything baz lehrmann, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and of course; your mom and dads homemade porno........

Television:

Does anyone remember Daria?? The Daily Show (I'm in love with John Stewart), and of course The Colbert Report (also in love with Stephen Colbert), South Park, Drawn Together, The Office, and The 4400.

Books:

East of Eden, The life and teachings of the masters of the far east, Illusions, The Way Out, The Tallisman, The Hobbit, The Hiram Key, Edgar Allan Poe (anything), Principia Discordia, Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, The winter of our discontent...........

Heroes:

Marilyn Monroe, Leonardo DaVinci, Salvador Dali, Mother Theresa, Shakespeare, and anyone who gives all of themselves for their art.