J to the mutha f.*kin' ESSE

About Me

so! here i am. you can find me in the club (shut the fucK up) but i'll most likely be "that guy". and by "that guy" i mean the one throwin down some ill ass beats on the wheels o' steel. in between sets, i'll be surfing either at new smyrna or sebastian/spanish house. IF YOU SNAKE MY WAVE, so help me god..... but! if the stupid ocean is flat (like it is now) look for me on the lake hittin the switch stance on the wakeskate. finally! mad props out to the crew from BoKey. always holdin down the 407 (or, i guess the 321 too? fuckit.) and also the Clear Lake Cartel. that's how i roll. oh, and nick, i hate u. hardy fuckin har.AND WATCH OUT BITCHES, I'VE NOW OFFICIALLY INVADED CALI. All I can say is F-LA. ha!

My Interests

hmmmmm, shiny stuff? what?! we gonna ride bicycles! what the shit you know better than i do. you read the About Me. ok, here it goes. surf, wakeskate/board, snowboard, BMX, DJ scratching/mixing. happy now mom?

I'd like to meet:

you know who i'd really like to meet? YOUR MONKEY ASS. so quit fuckin around and send me a message! oh, and Nicholas Sollien, my baby daddy. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! THIS JUST IN! I now want to meet Super Cool L.A. Guy. I know he's here somewhere, I just have to look REEEEEEAAAALLLLYYY hard. Dear God.Atomic Wedgie - Super Cool L.A. Guy #1
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Music:

extremely wide variety. i would hate to single certain songs/singers out. the ones i don't like as much might get jealous. been DJing for 8 years now. Thanks in large part to Steven B. aka the man.

Books:

i like reading books about as much as i like doing this call me an intellectual i guess.

Heroes:

i actually prefer burgers. oh, with cheese. i like cheese.

My Blog

checking my inbox more often dammit!

finally i'll be checking this shit on more of a regular basis! its about damn time i know.
Posted by J to the mutha f.*kin' ESSE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST