I (Heart) Argentina |
Apparently the "E" in Argentina stands for erotic because according to their president Cristina Fernandez that eating pork has the same beneficial effects as Viagra. President Fernandez said she spent...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:45:00 GMT |
Stupid Sayings |
Why are there SO many pointless sayings in the English language? Did you ever hear the old saying youll catch more flies with honey than vinegar I know it means youll win over more people if your...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:21:00 GMT |
Such Awful Gluttony! |
Yesterday I posted my 160th Blog I then said that I should celebrate by eating either 160 chicken wings or 160 mozzarella sticks in one sitting! I wonder how my body would react to being overloaded wi...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:06:00 GMT |
The Harvester of Opiates |
I get so disgusted whenever I read about medication side-effects even the simplest of medication like Tylenol has side-effects that shit fucks with your stomach, kidneys & liver. Sometimes I wish I co...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:17:00 GMT |
Lady Love |
Its always good to have dreams to motivate you like a few years ago my biggest dream was to hook up with a homeless chick but it didn't work out because homeless people are A LOT like pigeons. They d...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:34:00 GMT |
I'm ready for December 21, 2012 |
With my acquisitions of the books The Zombie Survival Guide & Survivorman's book Survive! The Ultimate Edition (with bonus DVD) I feel confident that I am ready for whatever befalls us on the dreaded ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:15:00 GMT |
Water, Warlocks and Elixirs |
Since the mid-90's I thought the only purpose of water was to use it as a miralce hang-over cure & to fill up swimming pools or sexy hot tubs but after an article I read I realized that water is so mu...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:06:00 GMT |
Orphan Doppelganger Goes Ape-Shit |
In a case of extreme road rage 18 year old Caitlen Watkins from Springfield, Missouri who bears a strange resemblance to that creepy girl from the horror movie Orphan attacked a guy with an ice pick o...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jan 2010 09:18:00 GMT |
Last Survey of 2009 |
1) Do you have any plans for New Years Eve? No I really don't care for New Years Eve anymore for me it's just another night of the year to get drunk nothing special, plus it's already 2010 in Australi...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:39:00 GMT |
End of An Era |
I was so mother-fucking crestfallen today at work reading the farewell article to Le Medley in the Montreal Gazette. I have SO many fond memories from that kick-ass concert venue it's terrible that th...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:46:00 GMT |
