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About Me

I have femulitis. It's an abnormal lesion that emits female juices from its stink pit. Lick my stink pit of laughter and you will be a ball of gods rolled into one. It's more effective that way. When I eat fudge, it takes me back to the days in which I would roll in pools of mud and amonia. Listen up ladies, I am a man of worth, quality, and values. I want you all to message me so we can have fun. You know, us guys and our tricks. Quite granulating if you ask me Jim. Get back to the bobbing. Call me guys!Yours truely, Aaron Whaley (614)-570-4396

My Interests

Riding the rabid, throbbing, red, raw, and soar rocket.

I'd like to meet:

A man with personality.

Music:

Spice Girls, M.C. Hammer, Joan Osborn, K.C. and the Sunshine Band, K.C. and Joe Joe, Blackstreet, Marmalaid Mammas, The Beatles, Disturbed, Bach, Shaq, and much, much more folks.

Movies:

Two Cocks and a Pear Tree.

Television:

Seventh Heaven, Community 21, 700 Club, Golden Girls, Family Matters, Step by Step, Full House, Mr. Rogers, and much, much more y'all.

Books:

The Boxcar Children and Goosebumps.

Heroes:

Fabio, Pee Wee Herman, and Richard Simmons.