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ham sandwich

I was born in opposition, contender to creation.

About Me

I think too much, and hate being waken up by someone else. I eat and piss, alot. I'm the kind of person that you know from reading amateur literature written in bathroom stalls. I sometimes studder, and I don't talk loud. I'm into surfing, hiding things, snowboarding and occasionally skating. I spend my alonetime listening to music. My attention span is short, and decreasing. I stare and evesdrop alot, sorry. I'm on the computer alot, and don't be hesitate to ask for my screen name. My name is Mike, by the way.

Im at the bottom, looking MAD homeless. Look at the pig too.

My Interests

I love to surf.

I'd like to meet:

Aleister Crowley, Maynard J. Keenan, Kelly Slater, Steven Hawking, H.P Lovecraft, Marx, Jung, and Ben Franklin.

Music:

Trying to tell you all the bands I listen to would probably give me carpal tunnel syndrome. Most kinds of metal and techno are good though.

Movies:

Donnie Darko.Mullholland Drive.Wedding Singer.Green Mile.Powder.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Television:

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Books:

Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past the ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid starrs and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on the nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods- the blind, voiceless,mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep. -Nyarlathotep, H.P Lovecraft

Heroes:

My parents, Kelly Slater, Maynard Keenan, Dean Randazzo, Larry Freidel.