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Morticia Cowghoul

I'm evil at an 8th grade level...

About Me

if a tree don't fall on me, i'll live til i die.

My Interests

smoking pot; shooting guns; roller skating; the devil; good music and squirrels.....not all at once, but that could be fun. NO, not shooting at the squirrels ya evil doers. hahahahah

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Manson & Paul Rubens. Preferably at the same time...hehehe.

Music:

HANK III, ASSJACK, WEEN, Moistboyz, Bob Wills, Spade Cooley, Dead Kennedys, Ernest Tubb, Loretta Lynn, Superjoint Ritual, Butthole Surfers, Beck, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, High on Fire......just to name a few.~~~oh yea, i dig disco too - deal with it!

Movies:

anythang with zombies and/or cannibalism.

Television:

13 hours a day!!!

Books:

duct tape 3 austin phone books together and you can shoot a .22 in your apartment...as long as you hit the phone books.

Heroes:

MIKE JUDGE

My Blog

Rob Zombie HALLOWEEN

Rob Zombies remake of HALLOWEEN freakin RULES!so beautifully brutal.  it was really like 2 movies in one....after Micheals backstory was done, i was ready to go satisfied w/ that alone, but low a...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:37:00 PST

Kwik-E-Mart......fer real!

ok....so on the way home from the HANK III show in Ft. Worth, i find out that there is a 7-11 made over to be a KWIK-E-MART from the Simpsons.it was fucking AWESOME!!!! you could buy real Squishies, B...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:39:00 PST

~~Hank III WILL CONQUER THE EARTH~~

Hells Bells life if smokin' hot when III's on tour!!!First off I owe a HUGE THANKS to the lovely Chou Chou and Cammi for gettin me and brothel dust into the show.  It was a kick ass suprise!Frida...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:51:00 PST

the Simpsons live in KENTUCKY!

So I haven't had time to check Simpsons message boards and the likes to see if there is chatter about his, so I'll just chatter here. The Simpsons live in SPRINGFIELD, KENTUCKY!!! A year or so ago i...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST

My dad

On this Father's Day, i would like to remember and share w/ yall my dad.December 27, 2001that is the day the most kind hearted and gentle soul left this earth.he was a religous man and i hope more tha...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

the LOCH NESS has landed~~~~~~

yes siree!!!the imfamous South Austin Loch Ness that graced 78704 for ten plus years is on the way home....after a 3 year hiatus swimmin in the back yard of the Houston Continental Club.....somewhat '...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:14:00 PST

~~~I'M IN NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC~~~

page 96Well, it's not the main National Geographic mag, it's another mag published by them called:  Traveller, by National Geograhpic:This is the cover of the issue that I am in.  It's the ...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST

Big News!!!

New Rolling Papers Discovered - Austin, Texas.aLedinnha - Transparent Cigarette PaperThey are transparent looking and plastic feeling.  But it's not plastic.....they are made out of plant celulos...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

all that glitters...............

Goddamn glitter art rules and in that respect so does one of my closest friends in the world, Sue Zola - the Glitter Art Diva.This past thrusday night in our lovely city of Austoned, Hexas, Sue had he...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

Quentin Tarantino Roller Derby Double Feature~~~

Yep, Quentin Tarantino loves roller derby and rollergirls!!!In case yall didn't know, Quentin hosted a roller derby double feature at the downtown Alamo Draft House here in Austoned.  Half the pl...
Posted by Morticia Cowghoul on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:15:00 PST