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Joseph

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attenti

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Finding a good girl? I like to have fun. Best drink in the world pravda vodka! Things I dont like are people who still, people who lie and cheat on thier girls! Also people who don't treat that girl like a princess!

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Here's the list...I don't dig "girly, high maint., or trophy" girls, they have nothing more to offer then looks. Those are always the most boring people to be around in and out of bed... ponder that one...Can I get down to earth, without a kid? If you have more then one and none of your baby daddies match...A good personality, yet if I wrap my arms around you, I can still touch both my elbows.Is secure enough to not fall apart when it's "guys night out". I feel so bad for my married or involved friends that get texted/called every 5 mins. to see what they are up to. I don't understand why any woman would argue when they know that their guy is having guy's night.Someone that can hold a conversation and has a sense of humor.A woman that LOVES to cook, this one works on so many levels not just the food aspect. Plus everyone knows that trophy girls are allergic to pots. Pots also seem to ward off against gold diggers.A woman that understands that sexy is not the amount of crap on her face or the clothes that you wear... sexy comes from confidence... an oral and massage fixation is only a bonus...Relationships are so easy, stupid people make them so damn hard...Intelligence is sexy, nothing is worse then a person that is dumb as rock (men and women alike). I feel bad when I look at people and suprised that they manage to inhale and exhale on their own all the time. Or that the slow class might have been a little fast for then. Can I get a geek by day and a freak by night?A woman that knows the definition of family and home... It's not just a building and a bunch of people...Someone who have dealt with all their weird ex- man hang ups and laundry... Man, is there a bigger waste of time in the world then having to play Dr. Phil and emotional baggage bell hop all before dinner. We get it, you dated a dumbass, you were a dumbass for knowing he was a dumbass and stayed with him. Sure, you thought you could change him, that it would get better. Deal with it, you put your eggs in the wrong coop. Have some ice cream, lift some weights, have a few shots, and come to terms with your bad decisions. It's called "Taking Ownership For Your Actions", in plain EiNgLiSh it's called "Growing the hell up"...

.. POWER isn't GIVIEN, it's TAKEN...

Organized crime is a community where a lot of people make a good living out of activities that are on the verge of legality, or a bit past it. Stealing money, setting up businesses, gambling, forming a gang, joining a family, go on missions or set them up, etc. everything is possible. Power, money and succes are up for grabs, but envy, danger and corruption is also always lurking around the corner. You can join the world of Organized Crime and take a shot at the top (even literally), but keep in mind that you will need to watch your back. You are never alone on your way to success, but nevertheless the old saying applies; "the strongest survive".

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Posted by Joseph on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST