D.L.

I'd like to meet:

I know what I like, I know what I want, but they don't seem make that model anymore.

1.I don't dig "girly, high maint., or trophy" girls, they have nothing more to offer then looks. Those are always the most boring people to be around in and out of bed... ponder that one...

2.Can I get down to earth, without a kid? If you have more then one and none of your baby daddies match...

3. A good personality, yet if I wrap my arms around you, I can still touch both my elbows.

4. Is secure enough to not fall apart when it's "guys night out". I feel so bad for my married or involved friends that get texted/called every 5 mins. to see what they are up to. I don't understand why any woman would argue when they know that their guy is in a club... Surrounded by women that are attracted to involved men (you know it's the truth)...

5. Someone that can hold a conversation and has a sense of humor. But not so chatty that if I want "quiet time" I have to slip her NyQuil... NyQuil is just a parenting aid...

6. A woman that LOVES to cook, this one works on so many levels not just the food aspect. Plus everyone knows that trophy girls are allergic to pots. Pots also seem to ward off against gold diggers.

7. A woman that understands that sexy is not the amount of crap on her face or the clothes that you wear... sexy comes from confidence... an oral and massage fixation is only a bonus...

8. Relationships are so easy, stupid people make them so damn hard...

9. Intelligence is sexy, nothing worse then a person that is dumb as rock (men and women alike). I feel bad when I look at people and suprised that they manage to inhale and exhale on their own all the time. Or that the slow class might have been a little fast for then. Can I get a geek by day and a freak by night?

10. A woman that can dance, not just put her ass on you at the club. I hate going to the club and leaving chauffed, i'm grown dammit, dry humping went out with "duck, duck, goose" and "time out". Women say that the way a man dances dances is a direct reflection to how they are in bed. Through extensive and occasionally painstaking amounts of research I have found out that this goes double for women. If you only have one good dance move and think your too cute to sweat... then put 2 and 2 together...

11. A woman that know the definition of family and home... It's not just a building and a bunch of people...

12. A well used gym membership is sexier then a halter top worn in denial. Call me shallow all you will, but I like a stomach that will make me drive home from work... quickly...

13. Melonin is sexy as hell, I love being blessed. Darker the berry... The more suprised people are when you have good credit...

14. Someone who have dealt with all their weird ex- man hang ups and laundry... Man, is there a bigger waste of time in the world then having to play Dr. Phil and emotional baggage bell hop all before dinner. We get it, you dated a dumbass, you were a dumbass for knowing he was a dumbass and stayed with him. Sure, you thought you could change him, that it would get better. Deal with it, you put your eggs in the wrong coop. Have some ice cream, lift some weights, have a few shots, and come to terms with your bad decisions. It's called "Taking Ownership For Your Actions", in plain AiNgLiSh it's called "Growing the hell up"...

15. Someone that's not going to judge my character by my "Friends List". COME ON. Ain't there other shit that one can be concered with? Did I finish all my work, do I have gas in the car, did I take my Ridalin. Cause you would have to be insecure/nutty as a shit house rat/petty to find fault in something like that. All of this is imaginary, not real, half the folks on here are not real. Sure lights, camera, cleavage and your a Glamor Shots pin-up. Some women are just as bad as the guys. You go on thier page and they have a guys on thier list 6 packs all out, lookin half gay, wearing pink. Fellas we get it, your young ass still has a high metabolism.... yeah, enjoy it. But a guy have a pic of an un-tangible women, buisness in the street, and you see that as a sign of his character... Then you make funk over it, it's one of those things that your inside voice says "why is this even being brought up... just nod and shrug"... "Maybe if she keeps talking she will hear the nuttiness coming out of her mouth she'll stop without sneaking her a shot NyQuil"...