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kerry

hey so u found me lol

About Me

hey im kerry, i live in a little small town outside belfast, Im 26 but susssshhhh im being 25 4 ever lolI have brats of my own extra cheeky ones, who do my head in most days.i like games ohhhhhhhhhhh, esp strippn ones nothing better than distracting a man at poker and taking all his money.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

i love music, reading and writing books. am all in2 ghost haunting and staying at haunted castles, i love the unknown. .. width="425" height="350" ..Stoned

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I'd like to meet:

david hasseloff down a dark entry, id make the fu*ker goodlookn lol he annoys the shit outta me.I would love to meet anyone who makes me laugh and who has a great personality i get on well with most people, if they dont annoy me that is!!!!!!!

Music:

omg where do i start, i like lots chilli peppers, razorlite, snow patrol, foo fighters (dave grohl can rock my world anyday) kanye west, jayz, pharrell williams, linkin park, tracey chapman, KT turnstall, madonna, sandi thom,the eagles, bruce springsteen, train, jet, the kooks, the killers, the thrills, massive attack, some of pinks stuff, tiny dancer by elton john, wicked games by chris issac, the artic monkeys, faithless, basement jacks, david gray, damian rice,suzanne vega, elbow,moloko, scissor sisters,carly simon, alanis morrisette, usher( but more for his body ), the verve, some oasis stuff, coldplay, radio head, goldfrapp, green day, blink 182, garbage, the kinks, kosheen, maroon 5, nickleback, ocean colour scene, texas,richard ashcroft, gorillaz, maximo park, starsalior, tori amos, eurthmics, stevie nicks, jewel, sarah mclaughin, skunk anansie, lost profets, hardfi,my chemical romance, the streets and the bands on angel22.tv

Movies:

almost famous, the dawn of the dead, shawshank remdeption, matalida, me myself and irene, zoolander, the runaway jury, hostel, when a man loves a woman, idenity, excorist, requim for a dream, vampires, breakfast at tiffanys, resvior dogs,dusk til dawn, pulp fiction, jackie brown, kill bill, war of the worlds, dogma, lord of the rings, sin city. and of course porn lol

Television:

oh and shameless, catheraine tate,little britian, most haunted, and can u ever get tired of re runs of the ATeam lol

Books:

i love dan brown, stephen king, john grisham, books with meaning not slussy crap but best book in the world has to be animal farm, i have read this so many times and it always makes me cry lol

Heroes:

jk rowling, that girl has made some big bucks, even if harry potter does suck lol

My Blog

Womens rules for men hehe

1. Women ALWAYS make the rules.2. The rules are subject to change without notice.3. No male can possibly know all the rules.4. If a woman suspects that a man knows all the rules she must immediately c...
Posted by kerry on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

christmas jokes (they mostly suck)

What is special about the Christmas alphabet?It has NO EL. What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?You get tinsel-itus! Why does Santa have 3 gardens?He likes to ho-ho-ho. How does Santa C...
Posted by kerry on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:59:00 PST

benefits of being a woman

benefits of being a woman We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look...
Posted by kerry on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:17:00 PST