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Cheryl

The Prolapse Starts Here... Werk my whorehole.org

About Me

My name is Cheryl Steryl Merkowski. I am a beautiful, 25 year old tan woman, smoker, owner of 3/4ths of a lung and one massive, often prolapsed, ass-cunt.

My Interests

Tanning, smoking, colostomy bags, ostomy, lungs, cancturd, prolapse, podcasting, myself, whoreholes, chillrens, beauty, yeast, cunts, infections, lyps, period blood, sanitary pads, and the usual interests of young people like myself.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone honayeeee.... most-lay.

Books:

wut?

Heroes:

Wanda Wisdom, Madge Weinstein, Timmaye of Distorted View, and most importantly MYSELF--Cheryl Steryl Merkowski.

My Blog

My Progrums on Myspace? Forget it....

Thanks for the suggestion in the "comments" about posting my progrums on myspace, Gus. However, I find that when people post auto-playing music or anything like that on myspace my prolapse turns RED w...
Posted by Cheryl on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

WH17: IM PEELIN UR LYPS OPEN, MADGE

LENGTH: 32:35GUESTS: Madge Weinstein, Mrs. BotteinheimerSYNOPSISMadge joins Cheryl for an old schoo' style chat like some of jew wanted. Lots of talking trash, singing, laughing, branding rill's lyps,...
Posted by Cheryl on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:37:00 PST

FINALLY- WH16: Moe Tanksgiving Whopper Necklaces, Moe Problems

LENGTH: 16:32GUESTS:NoneSYNOPSISA bunch of Cheryl Sayin's, Thanksgiving tales, Giving thanx, Google Adwords Denial, News, and more. Tragic ending w/VM from Cheryl... Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!L...
Posted by Cheryl on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST

WERK MY Whorehole! New Progrum Posted Honaye! WH15!

LENGTH: 10:15GUESTS:Get-Fisted [none, mostlay]SYNOPSISUse HEADPHONES-Cheryl axes 4 yer vote, plays response attack ad from Brian Boothby, audio mental lapse from madge & song vm from betturd madge PLU...
Posted by Cheryl on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST

Cheryl's Attack Ad- A whorehole Election Exclusive

LENGTH: 2:30SYNOPSISVoting for Madge is anti-freedom, anti-children, and just downright wrong and immoral. A vote for Cheryl is a vote for the children, freedom, honesty, and everything right, moral a...
Posted by Cheryl on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:17:00 PST