Bath Note |
Dear Kids,Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath. It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water. Yes, I know how to swim. Even if I didn't, f...
Posted by Krista on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:55:00 PST |
My Paris Trip |
So we are home from Paris. On Fri we left two hours later then we planned but once we got going the drive there was pretty uneventful. We drove through Luxemburg, Belgium, and on into France. Once we ...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:29:00 PST |
My Child |
So I have a child who keeps taking food. This gets him in trouble. There's food he's allowed when ever he wants but that's not what he eats. He eats entire packages of stuff. I'm running out of ideas ...
Posted by Krista on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:54:00 PST |
school is almost over |
I got an A on my midterm and my final is on Monday. I'm not worried about it tho. The hardest part is going to be getting all my labs done by then and writing out my notes for the final. I don't know ...
Posted by Krista on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:04:00 PST |
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER |
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You b...
Posted by Krista on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:22:00 PST |
Why Parents Drink |
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that ...
Posted by Krista on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:00:00 PST |
The Ten Commandments of a Military Spouse |
The Ten Commandments of a Military Spouse 1. Thou shalt not write in ink in thy address book. 2. Thou shalt not covet choice assignments. 3. Love thy neighbors from other branches of the service no...
Posted by Krista on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:25:00 PST |
Proctor and Gamble letter |
This is purported to be an actual letter sent toAmerican company Proctor and Gamble regarding theirfeminine products. She really gets rolling after thefirst paragraph...Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a...
Posted by Krista on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST |
Why Parents go Gray |
Why Parents go GrayThe boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with ...
Posted by Krista on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:15:00 PST |
Lucy, take a memo |
Lucy, take a memo Memo to: Children in the Household Re: New hiding policy, effective immediately Date: September 27,...
Posted by Krista on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:47:00 PST |
