I NEVER REALLY GET TO HAVE FUN ANYMORE BUT I LIKE PLAYING POOL, CARDS, LEARNING TO GAMBLE, BEING OUTDOORS, FUN STUFF, WRITING, READING, SINGING, ACTING, DRAWING (MOSTLY MANGA STUFF), LEARNING NEW THINGS, ANIMALS, THE ENVIRONMENT, LIBERAL FEMINISM, COMMUNISM, SPEAKING OUT AND STANDING UP FOR WHAT U BELIEVE IN, LOVE, TRUTH, BEAUTY, MAKEUP, ART, POETRY, BEING A DORK, HAVING FUN, TAROT CARDS, ASTROLOGY, SEX, BEING RANDOM, SARCASM, MOSTLY ALL SPORTS, AND LOTS OF GOOD SEX (DID I SAY THAT ALREADY??)
20 REASONS TO DATE A LIFE GUARD!!!!
1.) We can save lives
2.) Were persistent, dont stop till the jobs done
3.) Were fast paced
4.) We use special toys
5.) We love to scream and yell
6.) Were skilled at pumping, thrusting and being on our knees
7.) We can go deep
8.) We can strap you down nice and tight
9.) We come prepared
10.) We can go countless hours in several different positions
11.) Our uniforms are skimpy
12.) Our Motto is ..'Go in Hard, Come out Wet..'
13.) We know how to get your blood pumping
14.) Two of us can work on you at once
15.) We all are experts at mouth-to-mouth
16.) We know all the ways to stroke
17.) We're always ready to blow
18.) We like Front Drive or Rear Huggy
19.) We know when to straddle you and thrust
20.) We wont stop until the paramedics need to take you
I wanna meet people who r cool, honest, open, fun and NOT drama (unless its like fun drama, which I dont think exists actually.) I wanna meet someone that I cant relate to, have good conversations with and have fun with. If your an asshole, or a shitty friend (u can be a bitch, cuz Im a bitch with good reason, but there is no excuse for a shitty friend) or someone whos just plain fucked up then do not even try with me. I hate when people waste my time. If you fit these descriptions then by all means, request to be added and actually get to know me, but do not just add me and then never talk to me, that pisses me off.
.." ABANDON ALL HOPE , YE WHO ENTER HERE--GAILE'S IFERNO.."
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The White stripes are the best fucking band that has ever been or will ever be! See them in concert!!!
♥RADIOHEAD!!!!
♥AFI
♥muse
♥Weezer
♥The Used
♥Hot Hot Heat
♥Queen
♥Less than Jake
♥David Bowie
♥Tool
♥Incubus
♥Coldplay
♥The Strokes
♥The ravonettes
♥Dashboard Confessional
♥Aphex Twin
♥Squarepusher
♥Nirvana
♥NIN
♥Rage
♥Oasis
♥GorillaZ
♥Sublime
♥The Ataris
♥Hole
♥STP
♥Green Day,
♥Outkast
♥Live
2pac
♥Jimmy Eat World
♥Deathcab for Cutie
♥Portishead
♥System of a Down
♥The beatles
♥Black Eyed Peas
♥Oingo Boingo
and lets not forget my raver roots:
♥♥ Happy Hardcore! Trance! Jungle, Kosheen, DJ DARA, Tidy Boys, Warp brothers, DJ Stompy, Paulina Taylor, Sasha, Christopher Lawrence, Ferry Korsten, and the like...♥♥
♥♥or my show tunes (I am a fruit fly ya know) RENT!!! Hair, Swing!, Cats, ect.♥♥
♥♥I dont know I really like a little bit of everything honestly, I guess I dont fit into a category...Ill add more later, thats all I can think of now!♥♥
♣PULP FICTION
♣MOULIN ROUGE
♣CLOCKWORK ORANGE
♣EMPIRE RECORDS
♣LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN
♣KILL BILL
♣ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
♣ETERNAL SUNSHINE
♣DEVILS ADVOCATE
♣CLUELESS
♣SIN CITY
♣RESERVOIR DOGS
♣BOONDOCK SAINTS
♣SEVEN
♣FIGHT CLUB
♣AMERICAN BEAUTY
♣THE MATRIX
♣MATCHSTICK MEN
♣CHICAGO
♣BASEKETBALL
♣LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
♣THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS
♣CRASH
♣FEAR AND LOATHING
♣MULLHOLAND DRIVE
♣TRAINSPOTTING
♣RENT
♣ALICE IN WONDERLAND
♣NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
♣ZOOLANDER
♣GO
♣XMEN
♣THE ITALIAN JOB
♣BOURNE IDENTITY
♣JOES APARTMENT
♣ALMOST FAMOUS
♣I HEART HUCKABESS
♣NATURAL BORN KILLERS
♣BOOGIE NIGHTS
♣MALLRATS
♣DOGMA
♣TRAINSPOTTING
♣VELVET GOLDMINE
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I am a total nerd (and a damn sexy one at that), so I have to stay true to my Forensic Files, New Detectives, even CSI (even though its all trendy and shit) and all that other educational crap that seems to only interest me, and to contradict my favorite educational, meaningful shows, I get my dose of reality cheesiness with--American Idol-- what can I say. Also I LOVE the simpsons, FAMILY GUY, Arrested development, and Will and Grace, House, mad TV, south park, GREYS ANATOMY, PRISON BREAK, friends. Hmm... other than that theres few quality shows out there these days... If you know of any others worth the waste of time and waste of mind, let me know.
Hmmm... for now I guess ♣Alice in Wonderland♣ Through the looking glass ♣Dantes Inferno ♣Angels in America-part 1 and part 2 ♣The Bluest Eye ♣Hamlet (anything Shakespeare) ♣Wuthering Heights ♣Quantum Theory of Insanity ♣Dangerous Angels ( Anything Franscesca Lia Bloc)♣ Trainspotting ♣A Clockwork Orange♣ The Picture Of Dorian Grey (anything Oscar Wilde) ♣Velvet Goldmine ♣Kiss the Girls ♣Along came a spider (any James Peterson) ♣Intensity♣ What the Corpse Revealed ♣Something Wicked This way Comes, and I guess thats all for now!!!
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You are the seductress pin-up! You are
self-explanatory. You slut!
%but most of all Andrew and Eric are my hero's. Pwned by Andrew and Eric, feds, you know what to do.