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Starman

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I live in Kalamazoo, and I've been stabbed in the throat. I've been an ordained minister for several years but I can't get anyone to listen to my Word.
I live in a house owned by my three cats, a nest of tarantulas, at least four anacondas, and possibly shared by a hostile group of machine elves.
AIM~battousaizero. Yahoo~agent435.
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Describe me in five or six negative words.
Name: Ben
Birthdate: 3/18/1981
Birthplace: Dearborn
Current Location: Kalamazoo
Eye Color: Brown and Grey
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Weight: 120
Piercings: None
Tattoos: Three
Overused Phraze: Goddammit
FAVORITES
Food: Hotpockets
Candy: Tootsie Rolls
Number: Five
Color: Green
Animal: Lemur
Drink: Coke
Alcohol Drink: Irish Carbomb
Bagel: Salted
Letter: Q
Body Part on Opposite sex: Breast
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: Seton
Best physical feature: Butt
First Thought Waking Up: Not again
Goal for this year: Finish what I've started
Best Friends:
Weakness: Breast
Fears: None
Heritage: Scottish/Slovenic/Native American
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long: Long
Height: 5'5ish
Style: Smart, crazy, sexy
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Hot
Drugs and Alcohol: Sure
Muscular or Really Skinny: I guess whatever goes along with large breasts
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Hundreds upon thousands
What country do you want to Visit: New Zealand
How do you want to Die: By my own hand
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: No
Health Freak: Never
Do you think your Attractive: No
Believe in Yourself: Absolutely, because someone has to
Want to go to College: Not again
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes, but I didn't feel like it today
Been in Love: Three times
Do you Sing: Only in the car
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Absolutely
Have your future kids names planned out: Constantine and Napoleon
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Much younger than I actually did
Hate anyone: Absolutely
Star Wars Horoscope for Pisces
A typical Pisces, you have your head in the clouds. You're self-sacrificing and a bit too passive to stand up to the dark side. You become fairly pessimistic when put under pressure or malt liquor. You are a chameleon - wanting to change your scenery on occassion.Star wars character you are most like: Lando What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

My Interests

Movies and film, comics, eschatology, the discussion of religions and philosophy.

I'd like to meet:

The next chapter.

Music:

The Blue Oyster Cult, Mercury Rev, William Shatner, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, the Gorillaz, Poe, the Pixies, the Beatles, Pink Floyd, Primus, Simon and Garfunkel, Gnarls Barkley, Saul Williams, Radiohead, VAST, and Metallica.

Movies:

The Empire Strikes Back, the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Serenity, The Royal Tenenbaums, Slither, Time Bandits, 12 Monkeys, Children of Men, The Fountain, City of God, Diarios de Motocicleta, The Big Lebowski, Sunshine, Sin City, The Neverending Story, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Mist, No Country for Old Men, In The Mouth of Madness, Trainspotting, Transformers, Adam West's Batman, The Monster Squad, Memento, The Boondock Saints, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Pan's Labyrinth, The Dead Alive, A Simple Plan, Super Troopers, Starship Troopers, Fight Club, High Fidelity, Snatch, and porno.

Television:

LOST and the Venture Bros are the greatest things on television, I also watch Journeyman, Doctor Who South Park, and Nip/Tuck. In my idle moments, years ago when I still had a television, I'd also watch a lot of Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. Long dead shows include Twin Peaks, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ren and Stimpy and Speed Racer.

Books:

Brian K Vaughan (Ex Machina, Y: The Last Man, LOST), Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Gabriel Garcia Marquez (One Hundred Years of Solitude) Neil Gaiman (The Sandman, Coraline), Kurt Vonnegut (The Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle), Alan Moore (The Watchmen, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), Stephen King (IT, Hearts in Atlantis), H.P. Lovecraft (In the Mountains of Madness, Dreams in the Witch House), Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan, NEXTWave: Agents of HATE), Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, Choke), Hunter S. Thompson (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diary), Frank Herbert (Dune), Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), Mike Mignola (Hellboy, The BPRD), Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes), Mark Z. Danielewski (House of Leaves), Frank Miller (Batman: Year One, The Dark Knight Returns), Joseph Heller (Catch-22) among many others. In short I need stronger bookcaes.

Heroes:

Han Solo, William Shatner, Jesus.

My Blog

Present

Someone better buy me that t-shirt and I mean right fucking now.I will prefer the forest green....
Posted by Starman on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:10:00 PST

Indiana

I have now seen the crotches of two of the Harry Potter Trio.  All that remains is the little red-headed fireman.  I'll get you yet, Ron Weasley, if it's the last thing I'll do!   The o...
Posted by Starman on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:47:00 PST

Cantrell

I thought I saw Pat today, which is exactly the sort of coincidence I've come to expect.  And to avoid.  Tall and lanky, wearing a coat on a warm and sunny day, a baseball cap with a straigh...
Posted by Starman on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:01:00 PST

Korn

Friday night was sort of strange but I forgot most of the cooler details by this point.  There was a ex-con in my car!  Anthony fucked up the most important test of his educational career!&n...
Posted by Starman on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST

Gamecube

Well everyone who’s ever wanted me to have a gaping head wound now has their wish.I can’t go to the hospital to get it checked out because I know they’ll shave my head.I had somethin...
Posted by Starman on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:20:00 PST

Brent

What a fun night.  I hope I don’t forget too much of it.I’ll always remember, though, watching Brent go through Newcastle like water, and then telling him how much a Newcastle typical...
Posted by Starman on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:19:00 PST

Oberon

I’ve got Oberon but I haven’t any oranges.I keep eating oreos.  I’ve eaten over twenty today, I’ll probably eat more.  My teeth are brown in oreo.This is a list of th...
Posted by Starman on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:22:00 PST

Hookers

There seems to be some confusion as to the subject of my last blog.  I did not then, nor have I ever, bought or rented a hooker.  For further information on the Yellow Motel, please consult ...
Posted by Starman on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:32:00 PST

Capone

I met a person from the Internet today in Allegan.  After dinner, we returned to the Yellow Motel.  Someone had left a lot of tires there.  Actually, someone had left a lot of tires all...
Posted by Starman on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:49:00 PST

Spike!

Spike is the big bad this season of Torchwood!  And he’s dressed like Sergeant Pepper!
Posted by Starman on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:09:00 PST