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stone-cold lemon !

De omni re scibili, et quibusdam aliis.

About Me



"All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you - digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed. " - R. Adams
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
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Epitaph
Do not carve on stone or wood,
"He was honest" or "He was good."
Write in smoke on a passing breeze
Seven words... and the words are these,
Telling all that a volume could,
"He lived, he laughed and... he understood."
(D.Blanding)

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent lifeforms everywhere .. and to everyone else - the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys .. .

Music:

Paul Oakenfold James Christian Marc et Claude Sasha DJ Food Cold Cut Herbaliser Thievery Corporation DJ Ebar Om Lounge DJ Dimension DB George Acosta Tiesto On-E Dara DJ Fury Dave Matthews DJ Spooky Lenny Kravitz Faith No More Israel Vibration Sublime Anthony B Marley Stevie Ray Vaughn Taj Mahal P-Funk Jamiroquai Brooklyn Funk Essentials Roy Ayers/Ubiquity Orchestra Baobab Belle & Sebastian Deep Forest Antonio Carlos Jobim John Coltrane Miles Davis Stan Getz Gangstarr De La Soul Jeru the Damaja Tribe Called Quest Iron Maiden Tool Judas Priest Metallica Beethoven Vivaldi Anton Bruckner Burn Sheer Terror Corinthian Order Gorilla Biscuits Judge Youth of Today Minor Threat Massive Attack Jazzaic Sunflowers Badly Drawn Boy Frank Sinatra Ella Fitzgerald Sizzla Prodigy Orbital Turntables on the Hudson Astrud Gilberto Groove Armada Tom Waits Madness Specials Police Staind Hans Zimmer Run-DMC Billie Holiday Kishimoto Masashi Mark Farina They Might Be Giants Depeche Mode Bach Mars Volta Sublime Louis Prima Billie Holiday Andre Bocelli Gorillaz DJ Swingsett Nina Simone Dee-Lite Gato Barbieri Herb Alpert Jimmy Cliff Carl Cox Gotan Project Outcaste Beats Sneaker Pimps Squarepusher the Streets Underworld DJ Kunjan Dieselboy DJ Shadow Pink Floyd Beastie Boys Hans Zimmer Digable Planets the Cure Ras Shiloh FugaziMusic Video: BUTTERFLY CAUGHT (by Massive Attack)

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Movies:

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Usual Suspects A Clockwork Orange Requiem for a Dream Fist of Ledgend Goodfellas Casino Jackie Brown Resevoir Dogs Pulp Fiction Things to do in Denver When You're Dead Shaolin Temple vs Lama Layer Cake Garden State Snatch Fight Club A Bronx Tale Watership Down Big Fish Donnie Darko Star Wars (the old ones) Ghost Dog Where the Day Takes You Monty Python and the Holy Grail King of New York American Beauty Blood In Blood Out City of Lost Children Count of Monte Cristo Hard Boiled Mystery of Chess Boxing Akira Road to Perdition the Professional Searching for Bobby Fischer Shawshank Redemption Better Luck Tomorrow Midnight Express Matrix (the first one) Killing Zoe the Green Mile Excalibur any James Bond film the Mexican Mystic River Frailty Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (both current & early BBC mini series)Amores Perros El Mariachi Fargo Fist of the North Star the French Connection the Hustler Sniper True Lies Princess Mononoke Rounders the Color of Money Spirited Away the Outlaw Josey Wales Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels Suburbia Six Against the Rock Natural Born Killers Zatoichi My Father is a Hero Once Upon a Time in China the Good, the Bad, & the Ugly Naked Buddhist Fist

Television:

    Naruto Samurai Champloo Family Guy ER Thrid Watch Law & Order the Sopranos NYPD Blue Great Teacher Onizuka Fear Factor COPS anything on the Science Channel Aqua Teen Hunger Force I Love the 80s/90s Wonder Showzen Initial D Samurai Deeper Kyo E! True Hollywood Story City Confidential Inside the Actors Studio The Daily Show MAD TV Mind of Mencia Monty Pythons Flying Circus Robot Chicken Bleach Golden Boy Chapelles Show Stargate SG-1 Investigative Reports Fawlty Towers

Books:

    Fingerprints of the Gods Watership Down Narcissus and Goldmund Macbeth American Psycho God of Small Things Journy to Ixtalan The Teachings of Don Juan : A Yaqui Way Of Knowledge Tales of Power Beowulf It Dune Notes from a Small Island Schotts Original Miscelleny Godel Escher Bach Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy The Giving Tree Oedipus Rex Kaffir Boy What Color Is Wind? Malas Ondas Position Play for Three-Cushion Billiards Neverwhere Redwall Dragonlance Chronicles Playing Off the Rail Good Morning Midnight The Canterbury Tales Grapes of Wrath The Little Red Lighthouse and The Great Grey Bridge Where The Sidewalk Ends A Light in the Attic Anarchist Cookbook the Art of Dreaming Woman Warrior IKEA Catalog Idylls of the King Point the Way

Heroes:

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to site on the curb and calp as we go by" - Will Rogers
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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Liveliness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Dutifulness ||||||||| 26%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Sensitivity ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Introversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Independence ||||||||| 26%
Perfectionism |||||||||||| 34%
Tension ||||||||| 26% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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My Blog

recent times

so the job is going very well .. i am making great strides in my new field.  working about 67 hours a week kinda gets to you, but the check is lovely. going to have my wisdom teeth removed next w...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST

road trip

i DID write a huge blog about my road trip with Dr Woodrow last month, and about my time in LA.  when i went to click the post button, i got a myspace error and lost the whole thing.  im jus...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:21:00 PST

advanced apologies to my myspacers

ok.. here's the deal.  last week i started a new job at a concrete plant.  it is a specialized field, and requires my utmost attention.  ive been waking up at around 530 am and startin...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:01:00 PST

later, aligator

like a new born baby, im heading out. when im driving thru new mexico with Cali on the horizon with my tee shirt on and my pantlegs rolled up, and my sunglasses barely keeping the light out of my eyes...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST

postponed

due do some US Customs regulations, we are now scheduled to leave monday morning, as opposed to later today. it puts the squeeze on us timewise, leaving a small cushion where there was once a large on...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:18:00 PST

30 days of extended safety

i forgot to mention yesterday .. i failed my driver's test.  funny.  i studied.  i swear.  i was a little stressed out and anxious to get out of there after waiting all day and lea...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:13:00 PST

fear and loathing in Los Angeles

tomorrow, being the Last Day before the Voyage, I have to tie up some loose ends here at home - laundry, preparing for the cats, sending off the rent check, paying Ma Dukes for last months phone ...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST

cheesesteaks and northern folk

i just read a bulletin from a friend pointing out the colloquial terms used in the great city of Philadelphia. it reminded me of the first time i went there.  i was working for a travel agent sel...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:01:00 PST

DWI, and other anecdotes

after a tough week of deadlines and wrong equipment orders, we finished the job without a hitch.  the people that hired us were in awe that we got everything so perfect and before schedule. as a ...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:02:00 PST

Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos & your Humble Narrator

im not sure that i believe in fate, or destiny, or the butterfly effect, or whatever it is you want to call it; maybe a string of coincedence sometimes seems so improbable that we just cannot accept t...
Posted by stone-cold lemon ! on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:09:00 PST