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Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstoneâ„¢

...I crave eternal life!!...eternal time...

About Me

I am a wrestling freak, and I have been since it has touched into my life when I tuned in when I was in the 6th grade!No MATTER WHAT I WILL LOVE IT! I said that no matter what dreams I have had I have always came back to wrestling. Yes that is true, but music and writing rhymes/songs has always been there count wrestling in or out or not because that has just always been there and recently it has been my passion. First Love: Music Second Love: Wrestling Third Love:...love itself ...Those are the main loves but then of course I have my family and of course my pizza!!!! That is all I will say about my crazy silly goofy n strange personality...catch me on these AIM SNS... CollegeJuggalo INSRB WicketVampyre XuraceBro8X ...I will tell you more about myself if you just im me...walk into my world of strangeness!!!!...and yeah....TAKE THIS QUIZ...
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My Interests

Juggalo Concerts and concerts in general/Horror Movies/Writing Rhymes n expressing my emotions through songs/being crazy, silly and goofy/watching wrestling/Freestyling, rapping in front of people to get the nervous vibe gone/the rest will follow as you walk into my world...!!!

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this shit is funny!!!!Weird Al disses the fuck outta eminem!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is willing to be nice with a personality that is cool!!LNOL!!Wrestling Freaks and Juggalos/Juggalettes that are true wit it!...Rappers...Musicians...DJS...Producers of Beats...table table { border:

Music:

Tech N9Ne, Esham, Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic Records in general, Limp Bizkit, Korn, NATAS, Bedlam, INFAMOUS, Anybody Killa, King Gordy and lots of other shit...i have a diverse taste in music but this is what i am mainly listening to right now (i aint saying all i listen to but i might...who knows but whatever) ... music is my fuckin lifehttp://www.myspace.com/theoneandonlyxuracebro

Razakel

Movies:

HORROR AND COMEDYadam sandler movies are off the hook evil dead 1-2 Army of Darkness lots of other shit but this is all im saying for now...not sure why...i love movies though for real... i even wrote my own screenplay...
First Name: Jake
Middle Name: Jackson
Birthday: May 15 1986
Eyes: BLIZZue
Hair: short short SHORT brown
Fav color: s-orange, red, black
Day/Night: Night cause I love the darkness!
Fave Food: pizza!cause its my baby!
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? Jake only
Do you like anyone? why do you need to know about that shit?...
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? cant think right now
Who's the loudest? SHAWN COLLINS
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Melvin i guess even though we aint that close at all
Who's the shyest: ?
Are you close to any family members? Monica
When you cried the most: fuck you
What's the best feeling in the world: sex!
Worst Feeling: sex while getting killed
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: world
Let's run through: the woods
Let's look at the: pizza
What a nice: set of fun-bags!
Where did all the: hatchet family go?!
Why can't you: leave me the fuck alone you psycho?!
Silly, little: fuckin little drunk bastard nympho dwarfs
Tell me: why you ask me stupid shit
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: do u really have to know what i do?
Pictured your crush naked: WHAT?! LNOLMAO ... [who hasnt though for real?]
Skipped school: ur a retard
Broken someone's heart: maybe, maybe not, why dont u ask her.
Been in love: lustly...maybe truthfully, but um...futurally nah
Cried when someone died: who hasnt?
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: everyone has
Done something embarrassing: everyone has
Done a drug: everyone has...u cant lie because medications are drugs too dumbass
Cried in school: fuck you you pussy
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: hatchetman!
Person You Hate Most: cant think of this shit idiot
Best Thing That Has Happened: not sure but it would take a while what the fuck is wrong with u by the way
Ice Cream: birthday cake remix bitch!
WHO Makes you laugh the most: ICP
Makes you smile:
Has A Crush On You: how the fuck am i supposed to know
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: nah...ur mom likes me though...lnol
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: nah
Made out with JUST a friend?: nah
Kissed two people in the same day?: hmm...
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: hmm...
Been rejected: . ur an idiot.
Been in love?: look above.
Been used?: like a toothbrush every day in someone's mouth
Done something you regret?: everyone has idiot
Cheated on someone?: what the fuck? do i look like a cheater? I aint a king, im the prince charming!
Been called a tease: nah
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: my memory is gone yo for real
You talked to on the phone?: Andre
You hugged?: my memory is gone yo for real
You instant messaged?: Andre
You kissed?: Jessica
You yelled at?: not sure, was i asleep?
Who text messaged you?: hmm...
Who broke your heart?: hmm...kelly...possible?nah...
Who told you they loved you?: kelly...
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Television:

Wrestling and Comedy Central and that is pretty much it!...for the most part...

Books:

autobiographies of wrestlers, Violent J's autobiography!!

Heroes:

Psychopathic Records' owners Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope because of all the hardships they been through to get where they are at right now in their life!!!!!I could type a story on it, but what is the point?...NO ONE WOULD READ IT!!

My Blog

yo whats up yall...just str8 thinking...

i been thinking tonight on str8 up leaving the eastern shore on the real and following my dreams! I wanna get away from fuckin salisbury for real! I hate this area of the world. My friend Roger seems ...
Posted by Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstone" on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

fuck myself

I will never understand why I come back to letting shit bother me. In the previous blog that I put up on here everything I said at the current time is 100% true for that time but after being diagnosed...
Posted by Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstone" on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

just wondering forever stuck with this heart of gold!!!!!!!!!!.................................

In my time of being an adult I learned the hard way how to overcome shyness! My insecurities is what caused me to be so shy in the younger years of my life. I overcame that oficially when I turned 19 ...
Posted by Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstone" on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:55:00 PST

Words for lovers...not haters...

everytime I write I feel like I am either one of these many things:...feeling hate, feeling too much stereotypical un-emotional real-ness, family drama, people in general drama, happiness, or just...m...
Posted by Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstone" on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:17:00 PST

never felt as good in life as i do now!!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!for 17some odd years I was insecurely shy to the point where it hurt my fuckin brain and caused me to show things I wasnt and made me take OTC's or Over The Counters in ways th...
Posted by Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstone" on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 01:39:00 PST

To all those people that say I talk "BLACK"...

This is to everyone who reads this, not just my homie Kevin Vickers who got irritated from me quote en quote talking black. In my opinion I talk slang, not black because ever since rap music has influ...
Posted by Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstone" on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 03:49:00 PST

This is to all you fuckin dumb ass drunk people

what the fuck is wrong with you dumb ass drunk people that cant control your fuckin liquor? I hate that shit! If you are going to drink, have fun with tha shit!...PLEASE!!You should do it so you remem...
Posted by Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstone" on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:06:00 PST

I HATE THIS WORLD

I hate you and you hate me! What is new? Nah though for real, how many of your friends do you really think you can trust? The ones you think you can trust you just cant, and the ones you think you can...
Posted by Jake"X-urace Bro"Johnstone" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST