Anthony - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Tony, I live in Chicago, I would like to move to another country someday, but right now things are feeling pretty good here. I love to watch, listen, and record music (especially jazz). Anything vintage is cool, but novelties are my life, I am very much so an 80's child, even though I should have been an 80's teenager. I like to read instruction manuals, I also love movies (especially old horror flicks). Art is the way I think. My favorite color is Red, but sometimes, green and or blue (it all changes with my mood). I enjoy cooking, and more so eating. I can be an asshole at times, and I am very stubborn. I have a strong love for all of my friends, and always put the ones around me first. I am 100% Russian (Actually Ukrainian), I speak fluent Russian (poorly) I cannot read or write in Russian, and I enjoy a good chess game. I suck balls.... I love that I wrote that, and didn't know.

My Interests

Art stuff, Girls, Skipping, Hop scotch, and regular scotch, and scotch tape too, Outerspace, Cottage cheese and peaches.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Just like food, I will try anything once, maybe twice. I have my regular favorites, and I also have my once in a while favorites. I would deffinatly consider myself a music lover, (I like more music, than I hate, this tends not to be the case for most "Music Lovers"). Lately I have been listening to Credence Clearwater Revival

Movies:

Any sort of B film, Anything in the catalogue of... Lynch, Kubrik, Fincher, Scorsese, Burton, Polanski, and many many more. I always encourage suggestions, Film is the ultimate medium.

Television:

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Books:

Brown Bear

Heroes:

My grandfather

My Blog

a lovely letter

The following is an e-mail going around NYC...and now California and now Atlanta - now Boston The 1st part is a girl's apology email for cheating. 2nd is his HILARIOUS response which was forward...
Posted by Anthony on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:17:00 PST

Pick up drunk chicks at the bar using magic!!

(You won't be able to do this one in your head) 1. Grab a calculator 2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code) 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6....
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:47:00 PST

I thought this was WAAAAY COOL!!!

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Posted by Anthony on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:18:00 PST

The Paradox of our Time by: George Carlin

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We ha...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Steve Albini on Food

What are the differences (physical and spiritual) between kielbasa and Italian sausage? Spice (Paprika vs. Oregano) and collective guilt about the holocaust. Unless you're speaking metaphorically a...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST