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steven

as long as i die laughing

About Me


First Name: STEVEN
Middle Name: DANIEL
Birthday: 080873
Eyes: TWO BLUE
Hair: BROWN
Fav color: BLUE
Day/Night: NIGHT
Fave Food: STEAK AND CHIPS
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? NO
Do you like anyone? YES
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? THE ONE IN THE MIRROR
Who's the loudest? WOMEN
Who have you known the longest of your friends? GAVIN
Who's the shyest: ME
Are you close to any family members? YES MY TWO DAUGHTERS AND MY PARENTS AND BROTHER
When you cried the most: WHEN I TRAPPED MY DANGLES IN MY ZIP
What's the best feeling in the world: SEX IS OBVIOUSLY
Worst Feeling: KICKED IN THE ROCKS
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: PAVEMENT
Let's run through: THE GAUNTLET
Let's look at the: NICE BREASTS
What a nice: PAIR OF BREASTS
Where did all the: BREASTS GO
Why can't you: STOP HITTING ME WITH BANANAS
Silly, little: BREASTS
Tell me: SOMETHING NEW
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: YES
Pictured your crush naked: ALWAYS
Skipped school: TO MANY TIMES
Broken someone's heart: NOT PHYSICALLY BUT MENTALLY
Been in love: BAH! BUMHUG
Cried when someone died: OF COARSE
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: STORY OF MY LIFE
Done something embarrassing: MY LIFE
Done a drug: WOW MAN FAR OUT
Cried in school: SO WOULD YOU IF YOU WERE AT MY SCHOOL
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: IN MY TROUSERS
Person You Hate Most: NEDS
Best Thing That Has Happened: MY KIDS
Ice Cream: STRAWBERRY
WHO Makes you laugh the most: LAUREL AND HARDY, ABBOT AND COSTELLO AND AVID MERRION
Makes you smile: MY KIDS
Has A Crush On You: HAV'NT A CLUE
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: IM STRAIGHT OK
Made out with JUST a friend?: I MIGHT HAVE WITH A FEMALE WORK MATE
Kissed two people in the same day?: YES?
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: YES?
Been rejected: . MOSTLY
Been in love?: I THINK SO
Been used?: MOSTLY
Done something you regret?: MOSTLY
Cheated on someone?: ONCE
Been called a tease: WELL........................................................ .......OK THEN
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: ME
You talked to on the phone?: GAVIN
You hugged?: MY DAUGHTER STEPHANIE
You instant messaged?: MY BROTHER
You kissed?: MY KIDS
You yelled at?: MY KIDS
Who text messaged you?: AN OLD FLAME
Who broke your heart?: MY KIDS MOTHER
Who told you they loved you?: EVERYONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 OH SOD IT TO MANY
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HotFreeLayouts LLO ALL YOU CRACKPOTS AND LOONEYS OUT THERE,THERES NOTHING MORE ENJOYABLE THAN A RIGHT GOOD LAUGH USUALLY AT THE EXPENCE OF OTHERS AND I'VE ALWAYS SAID IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LAUGH AT OTHERS,I LOVE LAUREL AND HARDY MOVIES BUSTER KEATON,HAROLD LOYD,ABBOT AND COSTELLO,THREE STOOGES THE LIST GOES ON AND ON,I THINK I WAS A CLOWN IN ANOTHER LIFE AS ALL I DO IS MESS AROUND I'VE LEFT SCHOOL WITH NO QUALIFICATIONS BECAUSE ALL I DONE WAS CARRY ON,I'VE RUINED RELATIONSHIPS AS I NEVER TOOK LIFE SERIOUSLY ENOUGH,I'VE LOST JOBS BECAUSE I CARRIED ON THERE ASWELL BASICALLY WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS IM AN IDIOT!!!!! SO IF YOU THINK YOUR AN IDIOT THEN LETS GET LAUGHING Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

LAUGHING,FARTING IN PUBLIC AND BLAMING OTHERS(I FIND LIFTS AND BUS SHELTERS THE BEST)PLAYING MY XBOX 360 AND WATCHING MOVIES

I'd like to meet:

BILL MURRAY,ADAM SANDLER,STEVE MARTIN,ROBIN WILLIAMS,BILLY CONNOLY AND LIEGH FRANCIS(AVID MERRION) AND ANYONE WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF

Music:

ANYTHING FROM CLASSICAL TO ROCK

Movies:

COMEDIES,SCI-FI AND HORROR

Television:

BO SELECTA,BO IN THE USA,QI,MOCK OF THE WEEK,EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND,THE SIMPSONS AND LOST

Books:

ANY WITH PICTURES AND BIG WORDS

Heroes:

SUPERMAN,BATMAN,SPIDERMAN,FUNNYMAN MY TWO DAUGHTERS

My Blog

this is hilarious

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Posted by steven on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:05:00 PST