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Slocumb

About Me

"Well ya see it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."



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EL NITRO GRINGO

My lucha libre name is EL NITRO GRINGO. rough translation is the nitroused american.I love this. am also working on theme entrance music.... Oye Oye by PITBULL I think is my favorite. luchadors were e...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:47:00 GMT

SHE BEING BRAND NEW

she being Brand-new;and youknow consequently alittle stiff i wascareful of her and(havingthoroughly oiled the universaljoint tested my gas felt ofher radiator made sure her springs were O.K.)i went ri...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:50:00 GMT

BOZ

I think it safe to say he was the best dog i've ever had. he was more companion than pet, more over he will be sorely missed. love you always BOZ. hump an angels leg for old times sake.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:45:00 GMT

NEW words of wisdom

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.It's only hopeless if you walk away.Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.Imagination is the foundation of reality.Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:46:00 GMT

Rockstar

This nickelback song really bothers me, I like it mind you, just i've had most of that . girls who come easy and drugs that come cheap(free). cash on hand on a daily basis,more than i could spend. sta...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:47:00 GMT

HA...HA...HA.....

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry woman who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile --...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:51:00 GMT

my favorite quotes!!!

Small bits of Slocumb's wit and wisdom :If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.I never drink water because that is the stuff that rusts pipes.A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 13:19:00 GMT