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Tomas!!!!!!

The Dawn Is Your Enemy

About Me

Well for starters I'm an alcoholic, and proud of it. But I can still function as a normal human being, depending on your definition of normal. I go to work Monday thru Friday (for now), after work I hang out at the local bar and get into whatever mischief I can on the weekends. Rinse. Repeat. As you can see from my point of view things seem kind of stale. But I'm always up for new experiences. I have a knack for ending up in the damnedest places and not knowing how I got there or even why, but I'll make the best of it. Take me anywhere and guaranteed I'll make a friend or possibly an enemy, but be sure that I will meet someone new. Not that I'm an asshole or anything, I'm actually an easy going guy, but some people mistake my kindness for weakness. If I have the option, I'll always avoid trouble if I know it will kill the mood. That's about it I guess. If you want to know anything else hit me up, I'm always looking for friends.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tomas Lambert
Birthday: 10/26/1980
Birthplace: Lancaster, PA
Current Location: Uh...., home?
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African-American, Native American, Irish, French
The Shoes You Wore Today: K Swiss
Your Weakness: A woman with a unique mind
Your Fears: Not knowing enough
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken BBQ
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Continue to meet new people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: not sure
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I don't have to f***ing impress you"
Your Best Physical Feature: Skeletal structure
Your Bedtime: Around the time I go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Let me think about that
Pepsi or Coke: How do you do pepsi?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: I'm versatile
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: Whoever says they don't is a fucking liar
Do you Sing: Occasionally
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: I'm pretty sure it was love
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
Do you want to get Married: Not sure
Do you belive in yourself: More often than not
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not sure
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Borderline. A little OCD when I wash my hands.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I'm depressed
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: What month is it, doesn't matter. Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kind of
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Is that a rhetorical question?
Ever been called a Tease: Only by my father
Ever been Beaten up: Maybe
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
How do you want to Die: Fulfilled
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A ninja
What country would you most like to Visit: Which ever one doesn't suck
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Whatever
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: No preference
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: No clue
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0 - That's what the alcohol and drugs are for.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I like things and stuff, but I'm not really into shit.

I'd like to meet:

Someone worth meeting. There are just too many people to list. From titanic heroes of the past to potential goddesses of the future.
T Twisted
O Outrageous
M Misunderstood
A Ambitious
S Sensual
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Music:

I have pretty eclectic tastes, and I'll give just about anything a chance. To name my favorites would take to long (and I'm lazy). Why don't I tell you what I'm NOT into that'll make this list a hell of a lot shorter:Country - can't fuckin' stand it. Most of the dirty south rappers - that shit is just way to simple and these fuckers make millions (do they even try). Show tunes/theater - cause I'm not gay. Great bands with horrible front men/women or horrible bands with great front men/women - seems like such a waste.

Movies:

I'm a movie nut. Can't get enough of 'em. I'll watch just about anything... anything not gay of course.

Television:

I watch a lot of Adult Swim and Comedy Central. Family Guy is fuckin' classic. Also South Park, Chappelle Show (he needs to get his ass back to work), and the History and Discovery Channels.

Books:

Believe it or not I read more often than I watch t.v. Some of my favorite authors are David Eddings, Stephen King, Chris Paolini, Neil Gaiman, Michael Crichton, and even J.K. Rowling.

Heroes:

I got a lot of personal heroes. My brother Kris was probably my first and biggest inspiration. And I know I wasn't the only one who looked up to him. He was always the mediator and the glue that held everyone together despite his own personal problems. Also my best friend Jesse. Without this fucker right here I'm not even sure if I would even be alive today. My dad's a hero to me because he still works 7 days a week at 57 and doesn't complain about it. My mom's probably the most influential to me for countless reasons. I have other heroes, but none are as important as these 4.

My Blog

Karma?

For the first time in my life, I'm actually afraid of karma.  I never really believed in "God", but I am far from an athiest.  I believe that what happens, happens.  I'm pretty much wha...
Posted by Tomas!!!!!! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST

Back in Business

To anybody who has seen me in the last month, I finally got  that cast sawed off.  What a fucking relief.  I swear to God, if that cast didn't come off any sooner I was gonna break some...
Posted by Tomas!!!!!! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

ugh...another bar fight

Some kid was running his mouth, and even went so far as to head butt my brother in the chest, twice.  I try to avoid these conflicts, but he kind of ruined my night when he started leaking o...
Posted by Tomas!!!!!! on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:33:00 PST

A little dramatic, but for me, life seems this way sometime.

Conciousness fades to dreams for eyes to truly open.  Hoping that the man behind the velvet screen is really a wizard, instead of the charlatan that he appears to be.  "Flee from the b...
Posted by Tomas!!!!!! on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:46:00 PST

Profile count at 666

Doesn't mean shit, just felt like pointing it out.
Posted by Tomas!!!!!! on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST

I can Fucking SEE!

Yes folks for the 1st time in 4 years I got a new vision prescription, and everything is crystal fuckin' clear.
Posted by Tomas!!!!!! on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:11:00 PST

Random Whores

Is it just me, or does it seem like every other message is from some webcam/porn site. I'm here to meet some real people, doing real shit, and living real lives. Not some fucking propaganda. Not some ...
Posted by Tomas!!!!!! on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:27:00 PST

I'm drunk - 12/11/05

Just came from the local watering hole, and I'm drunk.  It's 11:11pm(make a wish bitches), and I have to be at work at 5:35am. But I'm still up, still drinkin', and still blogging.  Wha...
Posted by Tomas!!!!!! on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:29:00 PST