Taboo

I'd like to meet:

The woman named Stacy Blue
The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue. Antisthenes (444-356 BCE), Greece
"The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap"

"I will so mash this sandwich into your eye socket" - Tim Fagan "Entertainer of the year!"

"If you don't care where you are going, any road will take you there" - Lewis Carroll

"The heart, like the grape, is prone to delivering its harvest in the same moment it appears to be crushed." -- Roger Houseden-- (Thank you Jodi)
Stacy = Complex
I sleep with one eye open and love with one foot on the ground.
I don't cry over spilt milk and I stopped chasing boys a long time ago. I eat lizards and small children. I dance around in my underwear and I would like to think I cut my toenails before I come to bed but most likely I would jab you with them instead. I shower every day and brush my teeth more then a dentist. Spicy food is great but it's way better after midnight. I love music and men with a nice jaw line. I have decided that I love broken hearts because that meant it was great at one point, but I guess not meant to be. I smoke hookah, but firmly believe that cigarettes are revolting. I drink coffee so I can spill it on my shirt from time-to-time. And if you're walking down the promenade after a day in the sun, just remember, your shoulder does not have a sunburn...it's bird shit and I think you should laugh it off
"It's a bit odd - how you can buy a lap dance, phone sex or a blowjob in a snap, but can't pay a person a dollar just to sit next to you on a park bench and simply hold your hand?" - Movement of a Hand

I don't talk much unless I have something to add that is more important than just reading the signs you throw out. I'm always studying, mostly you. I am usually deep in thought about something at all times, often when someone is talking directly to me. Sorry bout that. Sometimes I'll ask a question, a person will answer, and because I'm having some of debate in my head, I'll often ask you again.
I want to meet people who complain about their weight and hate their jobs and throw cigarettes out the window. Have some taste in music, art or have sense of humor. Doesnt mind going out only two to three nights a week and the occasional fourth for special events like giving me a back massage. Someone who wants to go cow tipping and enjoys betting on beta fights. Skydivers. People who can spell or know how to use a dictionary.

I want to meet myspace predators and myspace junkies. I want to meet people who dont mind getting deleted off of my friends list if I dont actually know you and people who laugh at other peoples expense. Someone who is clingy and obnoxious and thinks Im self-absorbed. Someone who makes me laugh. Enjoys watching me be really silly and extremely compassionate all in the same breath. Someone who enjoys getting stories and lame jokes through text messaging. I want to meet a person who will not try to raise my kids or be scared of the fact that I happen to have some.

Additionally, Im not afraid of randoms saying hello but if you start of the conversation with whats up sizzle tits I will not talk to you. Also, if you have no picture I probably wont talk to you either, I like my friends with heads and faces. I am loving and compassionate but Im not afraid to put people in their place. Im a bit old fashioned and I think that a guy should call a girl, and if they dont I automatically assume they dont want to hang out. I love running, especially from mountain lions and cars, I like charades but Ive recently noticed that deaf couples win every time. I'm starting to think they cheat!!!

Music:

I love the music that consumes me. Waves crashing at dawn and the following in no particular order: Death Cab for Cutie, Rufus Wainwright, Tim "Mit" Fagan, Josh Rouse Joshua Radin, Shane Alexander, Chris Pierce, ABSOLUTELY NOT James Blunt, Patty Griffin, Jeff Buckley, Amber Rubarth, Joey Ryan, Metric, Ehren Ebbage, Ringside, Stereophonics, Trespasser William, Rocky Votolato, Sufjan Stevens, Jason Reeves, Elliott Smith, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Joseph Arthur, The Fray, The Damnwells, Bright Eyes, The Jayhawks, Iron and Wine, Led Zeplin, Steve Miller, Tahiti 80, Colbie Caillat, Ryan Adams, Oasis, Leona Naess, Kelly Clarkson, Michael Blue, Wheat, Alexi Murdouch, Jack Johnson, Wilco, Athlete, Aztec Camera, the Beatles, Beach Boys, Beck, Ben Harper, Stevie Wonder, India Arie, Black-Eyed Peas, Bob Dylan, Weezer, Bonnie Somerville, James Taylor, Cheap Trick, the Killers, Cary Brothers, all American Rejects, Christy Moore, Coldplay, Colin Hay, Crowded house, Neil Finn, Damien Rice, Dave Mathews Band, David Gray, David Bowie, Del Amitri, Doves, Sex Pistols, My Enemy Death, Eels, Jay Nash, the Flaming Lips, Fleewood Mac, the Format, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Gary Jules, George Harrison, the Get up Kids, Broken Social Scene, Gorillaz, John Mayer, John Travolta (Weird, I know, you'd have to "Love Song for Bobby Long"), Keane, Grandaddy, the Knack, Lauryn Hill, Muse, Magnet, Mazzy Star, Moby, Mount Sims, Nada Surf, the New Amsterdams, Nick Drake, Pete Yorn, Nirvana, Paul Simon, Postal Service, Pras, Stars, Radiohead, Method Man, Remy Zero, Sarah McLachlan, Natalie Merchant, the Shins, Sigur Ros, Simon & Garfunkel, Atmosphere, Eminem, Sondre Lerche, Squeeze, Sting, Switchfoot, Take That, Thievery Corporation, Under the Influence of Giants, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Tom Waits, Tool, Travis, the Verve, Violent Femmes, Wheatus, Yazoo, Zero 7, Arrogants, Blur, Gus Black, Smashing Pumpkins, Belle & Sebastian, Clap Your Hands & Say Yeah, Billy Hawn, The Perishers, The Knife, Jose Gonzales, Jackpot, Laura Janson, Yohei Shikano, The Weepies, Priscilla Ahn, Adrianne, Schuyler Fisk.....
always updating stay tuned for more amazing tunes brought to you by myself (the girl with impeccable taste in music)

Movies:

I fall asleep during most and the movies I enjoy consist of the following: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Crossing the Delphi, My Cross Country Confessional, Forest Gump, Garden State, Identity, Momento, War of the Worlds, Terms of Endearment, Clock Work Orange, A Nightmare Before Christmas, My Date with Drew, 50 First Dates, Shaun of the Dead, Titanic, All Disney & Pixar Movies

Television:

Spongebob Squarepants, Dave Chapelle, Ali G, Eddie Izzard, Discovery Channel, Curb your Enthusiasm, Extras, Peepshow, Autopsy, Court TV, & Entourage.

Books:

Currently Reading: "Team of Rivals" - The Political Genuis of Abraham Lincoln, 3 Different books clairvoyance and telepathy, Various Psyche books, and The Collections of Edgar Allan Poe

Just Finished: The Gift, The Art of Clairvoyance, Darwin's Black Box, Intelligence in Nature & Care of the Soul, Alfred Castner King, You are Psychic, The Clan.
Anything intelligent

Gray's Anatomy

the Dictionary

the Thesaurus

Heroes:

My Kids
My Dad

Burt Rattan

Myself

Selfless People

Amazing People of Expression

Kurt Halsey

Ben Gibbard

and you...