InsidiousRaven

Who am I? Who are you? Why do we exist? Well, to congregate on myspace of course. I am Christina. I was born in Chicago Illinois and moved to Kansas when I was one. I have lived here all of my life, in Johnson County Kansas (not on a farm you stereotypical assholes). I live in a city, one that Money Magazine voted 6th best place to live in the United States. But that has absolutely nothing to do with who I am.
I am a woman who is relatively shy in crowds. I don’t like them. They are loud, writhing, and generally democratic. The one exception to this would be a dance floor, but that is a beast of a whole different genome. When not dancing to whatever beat is bumping the airwaves, I like to listen to rock, metal, thrash, industrial, early nineties punk, and techno. Throw a little Mozart into that mix as well.
I grew up the typical JoCo girl. As such, I was granted a lot of things, such as useless talent # 12: Piano. I played for a good ten years, and classical pretty much consumed my life. There’s not much to say about the greater part of my existence. It consisted of a lot of music competitions, public education, band concerts, and the occasional run in with the cops. Like I said—run of the mill stuff. At the moment I am finishing my sophomore year of college as an English major. Now you are obligated to watch for grammatical errors.
Aside from my eccentric musical tastes, shy attitude, and torturously normal life, I hear I am an interesting person. Whatever. People say the sky is falling. So what do I do? I read. Reading, along with waterskiing, is the thing that makes me the most happy. My bookshelves are brimming with cheap horror and sci-fi/fantasy paperbacks. I also love movies. Guns, cars, swords, cards… I’m a total guy when it comes to cinema, and one of those people who watches commentaries all the way through. What can I say? Some of them are absolutely hilarious, and I love knowing in what scenes the actors were drunk off their asses.
Ok, but really… the nitty gritty. I don’t believe in god. I am attracted to blond, European badasses. My hands are always cold. I love to drive in fifth gear. I am very lazy. I have a miniature schnauzer named Velvet. I love to play video games, make playlists, and photoshop pictures. I have a fetish for chocolate covered raisins and fuzzy hair (not together). I bake a mean angel food cake and would go to the ends of the earth for a good piece of garlic bread.
I also write. One of my goals is to publish a book someday. No, not to make lots of money as an author because the day an author such as myself makes the big bucks is the day Nessy swims ashore with the little mermaid on its back. I write because it’s what I enjoy doing, and if I didn’t write this shit down then I’d go certifiably insane. Most of what I write is posted in my blog at some point or another. Feel free to read and/or laugh at it.
And that’s basically it. This is me, and well, this is my space. Enjoy.
My Five Favorite...
Posessions
- A music box my dad sent my grandmother from Vietnam
- My book Chivalric Days copywrited 1880
- My silver Knights Templar sword with an Ivory hilt
- The quilt I made with my grandmother in 2003
- An old wine bottle covered with years of candle wax
Books
- Obsidian Butterfly by Laurell K Hamilton
- Battle Royale by Koushun Takami
- The Good, the Bad, and the Undead by Kim Harrison
- Crown Duel by Sherwood Smith
- House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
Movies
- A Knights Tale
- Underworld
- Fight Club
- Lucky Number sleven
- Snatch
Games
- World of Warcraft
- Nightmare the VHS boardgame
- Perfect Dark for N64
- Atmosfear the DVD boardgame
- Flashlight Tag
Songs
- Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie
- Ego Brain by System of a Down
- Sanitarium by Metallica
- Senorita by Bond
- Head Like a Hole by Nine Inch Nails
Consumables
- Chocolate covered raisins
- Apple Cider
- Garlic Bread
- Red meat
- Water
Websites
- www.writing.com
- www.amazon.com
- www.benism.com/phpBB2/index.php
- http://nuklearpower.com
- www.elfwood.com
Smells
- Musty Books
- Vanilla extract
- Apples
- Cigarette or Cigar smoke
- Spent fireworks
TV Shows
- Alias
- It takes a Thief
- Mythbusters
- Justice
- Outlaw Star
Words
- Insidious
- Indeed
- Lovely
- mother-fucker
- d'oh
Computer Activities
- Picture Editting
- Online shopping
- World of Warcraft
- Making music playlists
- Witty AOL banter
Two Hundred Random Questions Survey
1. Where do you live? Kansas
2. Do you believe in magic? No, but I believe in illusion
3. Favorite month? May of course
4. Do you know how to drive stick? Yes, my car is a manual
5. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Yep
6. Have you ever sat on a rooftop? Indeed I have
7. Have you ever considered suicide? Nope
8. Do you like dancing? LOVE dancing
9. Have you ever been on the radio? Unfortunately not
10. Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? Allison Richardson... kindergarten
11. Explain what you think about abortion. You know what, if I want to kill the five cell being because of a good reason, the **** I should be able to
12. Would you live on another planet if it were possible? Hmmm. Depends on the conditions of said planet
13. What is your favorite sport to watch? Indy car racing
14. Are you a health freak? Erm... I'm a germ freak but I don't eat healthy
15. Rhyme, free verse, or slant rhyme? Slant rhyme.
16. Have you ever danced in public? A lot of times actually
17. Have you ever been high... on life? Errrr.... sure
18. How do you usually dress? Jeans and a t-shirt
19. Do you like your name? Eh, sometimes
20. Have you ever gone to a public school? All my life
21. What is your biggest fear? See, I don't really know. I guess dying young and being alone
22. Are you rude? When I'm in my element, yes I'm rude.
23. What do you think about homosexual marriage? I think they need something, whether its called marriage or not.
24. Favorite comic strip? I don't read the comics. I guess Penny Arcade
25. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope
26. Favorite celebrity? Edward Norton
27. Your crush's first name: Lol the guy that works at Subway. ^_^
28. One rumor that's been spread about you: I think there were rumors of me cheating in band or something. Pshh. Probably some others that I can't remember.
29. Favorite age you have been so far? 19
30. What's your family like? Big, loud, drunk, totally **** ing awesome
31. Would you be president if you could? Nope
32. Do you smoke? No
33. What does your name mean? Rofl... faithful to christ. Give me a **** ing break
34. Why do you admire people? I admire people generally if they have traits that I don't.
35. What is your most missed memory? Weeks at the lake.
36. Have you ever walked more than a mile? Yes
37. Would you flip off the pope? Hell yes I would.
38. Have you ever smoked? Yes
39. Tastes great, or less filling? Tastes great!
40. Meat or veggies? Steeeeeeeak
41. Who have you met online? No one really.
42. What kind of music do you hate? I HATE COUNTRY
43. Planes or boats? Boats
44. Soup or salad? Dare I say salad?
45. Why do you like the music you do? Wish I knew.... I just do.
46. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? Yes
47. Would you go skydiving? I don't think I would, unless someone dared me to.
48. Have you ever snuck anyone into your house? Yes
49. Do you like your neighbors? Why or why not? No, not really. They got my brother in trouble a lot
50. Do you believe in free will? Yes
51. Have you ever written a song? No, and I don't intend to either
52. What is the perfect day for you? Wake up, and do whatever I want with the people I love
53. Have you ever sworn? All the damn time
54. Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? No
55. Last time you saw your dad? Last night
56. Would you live in a different country? Yes! I'd move to Ireland in a heartbeat
57. Do you believe in life after love? I sure hope so.
58. Sneakers or flip-flops? Sneakers
59. Watching or playing sports? Playing
60. Are you a neat freak? Nope
61. Do you eat meat? I like my meat mooing on the plate. Mmmmm blood....
62. Pink or blue? Blue
63. What's your favorite song? Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger
64. What's your favorite book? Oh crap. Erm.... Obsidian Butterfly by Laurell K Hamilton
65. Do you like to learn? No
66. Last time you saw your mom? Ten minutes ago
67. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex? Nope
68. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? YES!!!!!!!!!!!
69. Cell phone, land line, or talking with a mic on the computer? Mic on the computer
70. Have you ever cut yourself? I've burned myself
71. Where were you born? CHICAGO!!!!!!
72. Have you ever missed a meal because you were busy on myspace? Never
73. Have you ever been surfing? No, but I'd love to try it
74. Have you ever broken a bone? Four
75. Have you ever made a promise you'd die to keep? Nope
76. Do you memorize random facts? Yes
77. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? I don't like tea
78. What name brand do you wear the most? I have no idea. I guess Etnies
79. Have you ever gone a week without showering? Eeeeewe NO
80. If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be: My laziness
81. Are your parents still together? Yes
82. How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? Every day
83. Do you like the taste of blood? I like the taste of a bloody steak
84. How many times a day do you go on myspace? Average of two
85. Have you ever been on a boat? My parents own a boat
86. Dogs or cats? Dogs!!
87. Have you ever made out with just a friend? No
88. Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails? One of my favs!!
89. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? Nope
90. Would you go rock climbing? Yes, sign me up
91. Are all the pigs lined up? Dunno what that means
92. Do you have any tattoos? Yep, I have one on my back. NOT A TRAMP STAMP
93. What's your phone ringtone? Save Yourself by Stabbing Westward
94. How many ex boyfriends/girlfriends do you have? Why do you want to know
95. What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces? Shoelace caps?
96. Would you dress as the opposite sex? Lol, I have before
97. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman? Dickinson ftw
98. Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney
99. Are you a vegetarian? Hell no
100. Are you artistic? Some would say that
101. Do you want to go to college? I'm in college
102. Would you eat sushi? I've been meaning to try it
103. Pancakes or waffles? Waffles
104. Would you have plastic surgery? Not unless I was deformed in an accident
105. Do you believe in God? Nope
106. Who is your newest friend? Davd O.
107. Do you like seafood? Very much so
108. One goal you'd like to achieve this year: Get an appartment
109. Do animals go to Heaven? There is no heaven
110. What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for? Money, knowlege, and immortality
111. Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon Bits!
112. How tall are you? 5'4" I believe
113. Do you send chain letters very often? Never
114. What's the best concert you've seen? ROB ZOMBIE!!!
115. Who do you talk to most on the phone? My mother
116. Where did you get your last email from? Borders
117. How do you vent anger? Cursing and glowering
118. What do you label yourself as? Me
119. Logic or art? Art
120. Shorts or pants? Capris. ^^
121. Do you ever use your full name? Uh.. when I'm filling out paperwork
122. Tan or pale? Pale
123. Do you think you're attractive? No, not really. I try though.
124. Have you ever been expelled from school? Nope
125. What grade are you in? 14th
126. Sprite or 7Up? Neither
127. Have you ever seen Nine Inch Nails in concert? God I wish I had. Next time they're in town, I'm going.
128. Have you ever tackled someone? Yes
129. Have you ever shoplifted? When I was five
130. Do you know any foreign languages? A bit of French.
131. Have you ever been camping? Yeah! Camping rocks!
132. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? No... why would you do that
133. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing? Maybe they do fing. You don't know that
134. Do you cry a lot? I cry when I laugh
135. What is your favorite sport? Waterskiing
136. Right handed? Left handed? Both? Right
137. Orange juice or apple juice? Apple
138. Have you ever gone to a private school? Nope
139. Would you kill someone? If given the correct motivation, yes
140. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? Yes
141. Mom or Dad? Dad
142. Do you know anyone who has never left their home state? Nope
143. What would you change about the past? Nothing
144. Have you ever gone streaking? No
145. Have you ever been on a road trip? Yes!!
146. Have you ever been beat up? Not that I can recall
147. What was the last insult you received? I think it went something like... ' **** bag nigger'. I think it was a term of endearment though. You never know with the guy lol
148. Jeans or skirt? Jeans
149. What is your favorite musical instrument? Cello
150. Do you have a cell phone? Yes
151. Do you wear cologne? I wear perfume
152. When do you go to bed? Around one am
153. What was the last compliment you received? I'm not going to re-word it for this survey
154. Have you ever trusted in Jesus Christ as your savior? Um... no.
155. Coke or Pepsi? Neither
156. What is your screen name? Insidiousraven
157. Are you ghetto? Not in the least bit
158. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? Kinda
159. What were you doing at midnight last night? Bumming around the net
160. Have you ever been on a roller coaster? Yes
161. Are you registered to vote? (And have you yet?) Yep, and I have voted
162. Would you drop out of school or quit your job? Never
163. What do you think of reality TV? I think its retarded
164. Would you date someone younger than you? Yes
165. Have you ever been in love? Yes
166. Do you drink alcohol? When offered
167. Do you consider yourself religious? Hah. **** religion
168. Who do you want to meet? Geoffrey Chaucer
169. Do you love someone? Yes
170. Explain what you think about dating. What is there to think about dating? Thats like asking me what I think about toast
171. Do you believe that animals have souls? Theres no such thing as a soul
172. Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? Cheeeeeseburgers
173. Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? Yep. Six Flags
174. Magazines or books? Books
175. Who do you talk to most on IM? Mary
176. Status quo or radical change? Radical change I guess
177. Do you sing? I try not to, but sometimes a note escapes
178. Have you ever yelled at a telemarketer? Hehehehehe yep
179. Would you date someone you met online? I hope not
180. Would you be my friend? No
181. Do you like dogs? Very much
182. Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not? no comment
183. Do you want to die? Not particularly
184. Do you believe in yourself? What a stupid question
185. Do you want to get married? Yes
186. Abercrombie or Hollister? Umm... suicide?
187. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? Mary
188. Do you have a girlfriend? No
189. Your first crush: Charlie in second grade
190. 'Digged' or 'dug'? Dug
191. Do you like yourself? Again, stupid question
192. Do you study the Bible? I would rather go to hell
193. Would you flip off the president? I doubt it
194. Do you have a soul? Theres no such thing
195. Do you have any pets? Why? Velvet is my dog!! <3
196. Have you ever been drunk? Nope
197. Have you ever cut off a limb? ??? Wtf? No
198. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? Nope
199. Who DID let the dogs out? Your mom
200. Snakes or rabbits? Rabbits Take this 200q survey!
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