Smiling for Sex |
Smiling For SexA noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex.
To prove his theory,...
Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST |
Explain That |
Explain ThatA farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?
The farmer says,...
Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST |
Lawyer's Deathbed |
Lawyer's DeathbedA lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"
He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being...
Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST |
Easy way to get a ticket |
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Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST |
Speeding |
Highway SpeedingA married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty...
Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST |
3 new brides |
Three New BridesA mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all...
Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Terrible News |
Terrible NewsThis guy was sitting in his attorney's office.
His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth ...
Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST |
Home Alone |
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Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Relatives |
Animal RelativesA couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a bar...
Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST |
Joke |
A beautiful young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding w...
Posted by ~Curious Kitty~ on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST |
