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Hamprincess

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About Me

You're not invited.

Life is perfection when it involves a combination of these things: Hugh Laurie, Naked Chaucer (as played by Paul Bettany), milk tea, World of Warcraft, guitar-playing, and lolita fashion.This is my Livejournal!!

From now on I'm only adding you if:
a. I know you in real life or
b. if I don't know you, you SEND ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME WHO YOU ARE AND WHY YOU ARE ADDING ME

My Interests

never achieving anything, Hugh Laurie, singing, writing, eating, Stephen Fry, Jeeves & Wooster, reading, having temper tantrums, World of Warcraft, dumb Japanese fashions, short stories, anti-abortion in the sense that I would like people to carry their fetii to term so I can have Baby Stew, baking

I'd like to meet:

Someone who isn't annoying and pretentious. AHAH MY HOPES ARE TOO HIGH. Impossibly high!
Also, it might be nice if MySpace had an option where instead of it saying "More to love" for fatties it would say "Chunkernaut of ultimate destruction". If you're the kind of person who can make that happen, I think we'd hit it off.

Also, Fry and/or Laurie:

Naked and/or Clothed Chaucer:

And of course, the Walken:

Music:

of Montreal, XTC, Mouse on Mars, Shiina Ringo, the Beatles, Cibo Matto, the Peanuts, various musicals, Tokyo Incidents, Jay-Z, YMCK, the Flaming Lips, KISHIDAN, Sloan, the New Pornographers, Mos Def, Zapp, Roger Troutman, Apples in Stereo, Capsule, Blackstar, Sparks, Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, the Aquabats, Beulah, Danny Elfman, Oingo Boingo, Devo, Cornelius, Anna Tsuchiya, Bis, eX-Girl, Hi-Posi, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Perfume, Nagisa Cosmetic, Beatallica!!!, Fiona Apple, Halcali, Smokey and Miho, Björk, Frank Zappa, Rag Fair, Starlight Mints, Dresden Dolls (god i GUESS), Voltaire, Kurt Weill, the Hippos, Kyoko Fukada, Pizzicato Five, Kokusyoku Sumire, M.I.A., Utada Hikaru, metronome, Mose Allison, Mary Timony, Camille, Cab Calloway, Momus, the Cardigans, Mojo Nixon, Radiohead, Puffy, Cubismo Grafico, W, Ween, Merry, R. Kelly, Inugami Circus-dan, the Polyphonic Spree, Spice Girls, the Pixies

Movies:

Rushmore, all Wes Anderson, Help!, A Hard Day's Night, Bollywood stuff, the Happiness of the Katakuris, all Terry Gilliam, the Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Kamikaze Girls, Rushmore, Happiness, Palindromes, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Thank You For Smoking, Ghost Dog, Girls Will Be Girls, a Knight's Tale (yes, really), Swing Girls

Television:

HOUSE M.D., Jeeves & Wooster, Kids in the Hall, a Bit of Fry & Laurie, Black Books

Books:

Amerika by THE KAFKA, the Picture of Dorian Gray by Wild Mr. WIlde, We Have Always Lived In a Castle, the Count of Monte Crisco (YES THAT'S A JOKE STOP CORRECTING ME ALREADY), the Gun Seller by HUGE LAURIE, Sabriel, Stephen Fry, lol harry potter, David Sedaris, the Joy of Cooking and Eating a Baby Alive, Umberto Eco, T.S. Eliot, the Decameron, Crime and Shut the Fuck Up Already

Heroes:

Stephen Fry and Shiina Ringo

My Blog

dear anyone

play with my hair.love, mary
Posted by Hamprincess on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:14:00 PST

an update on my life

Hi, Myspace. We have such a love/hate relationship.Since a lot of people who I was friends with at Wissahickon use the Myspaces I guess I will update here. So!April: I joined a band! I sing backup for...
Posted by Hamprincess on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:56:00 PST

GINI POSTED ME SINGING CHER IN SIGN LANGUAGE

Posted By:I am my heroine.Get this video and more at MySpace.comIt is embarrassing....
Posted by Hamprincess on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

It Sucks That I'm No Longer Jailbait, and I Hate MacBooks

'Cause when creepy guys try to solicit sex from me over the Myspaces, it's no longer illegal, just skeevy.I like that as soon as I change from profile picture to one where I am in normal clothes I get...
Posted by Hamprincess on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

made to measure

I think some of you might be interested in Beauty Plus Power's"Made to Measure" project. The idea is they get pictures of a thousand different women, all wearing white tanktops (they look more like wi...
Posted by Hamprincess on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:53:00 PST

midnight charades of youth

I plan to just drink tea all my life and marry a rich Nigerian guy. We will move to Scotland and I will cheat on him with some Scottish guys, and he'll cheat on me with some Scottish guys. I wish I ...
Posted by Hamprincess on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:18:00 PST

PIE, gordon ramsay

I AGREE WITH ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS MORE PIE. MORE PIE MORE PIE MORE PIE! please let everyone know that gordon ramsay is probably in my top 15 at least of old british (and by british i mean "from the U...
Posted by Hamprincess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what would be really annoying...

...is if i started making this my WoW journal. i mean that'd be so obnoxious! that having been said, 30,000 XP till 38, and three levels and 46 gold until i get my mount. i'm thinking the pin...
Posted by Hamprincess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who am iiiiii?

i'm having a jean valjean moment! ALL ABOUT IDEALS AND OTHER INCONSEQUENTIAL THINGS. the answer is, "primarily a singer."
Posted by Hamprincess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

true story

if i exercised as much as i played world of warcraft i'd seriously weigh 80 pounds. addegsdf.
Posted by Hamprincess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST