Boating, digging holes, practicing sternliness, sternliness classes, boozing with reckless abandon. Eradicating Homelessness, Thrift Shops, Abusing Cell Phones, Pooping, Making "Things get weird", Naked time, crying in bed, Tums, Screaming while pooping, Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches.
Uncle McGrimmacy (look it up) Uncle Ben awesome people who are very stern. Big Bird The person who invented the shovel Captain Morgan The Brown Hornet The "Where's the Beef?" Lady, Clara Peller The Internet, he's really smart.
Stern Rock, Bluegrass Rap, Amish, Steel Drums, Christian Blues, "Sounds of the indiginous peoples of La Plata", Sand Paper on Glass
Con-Air, Anything with Casper Van Deem, Anything on Lifetime, The Rugrats Movie, Set it Off, Set if Off Again, Save the Last Dance, Save the Last Dance Again, Bring it on, Bring it on Again, Bring it on One More Time, Stick It
24, The Simpsons, Extreme Makeover Couch Edition, Dancing with the Stars, Oprah, The Muppet Show, Teletubbies (the uncut episodes), A Baby Story, Antiques Roadshow, 7th Heaven, Sex in the City, Girlfriends, The Tony Danza Show
The Art of War, The Art of Sex, The Art of Art, The Princess Diaries, Memoirs of a Shoveler, The Joy of Cooking, The Joy of Pooping, So You Want to Speak Portugese, So you want to be a Witch?
Mr. Peanut The Men of Mt. Black More Fred Rogers Alex Trebec (he's really smart) Mr. Phipps Michael Flatley (you have to admit that fucker can dance!!) Big Bird