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Megan

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About Me

Around our house, we go by the strict doctrine that "If Mama ain't happy...ain't nobody happy!"
glitter-graphics.com I am nobody but I am someone...and I'm beyond your peripheral vision, so you might want to turn your head...
"The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me."
Well, where do I start? I'm a suit. I worked downtown in Center City for a few years, and now I'm working out in the suburbs - advertising and public relations. I've had a fire under my ass since high school, and I am frighteningly ambitious. Sticking it to the man, always. Elaine Benis style.
"If you tell anybody about this, I'll fucking kill you! I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding sweetie. We'll have him back by dinner."
I'm married to the hottest, most jacked, tattoo-sporting man on the planet: We are celebrating two years in October...
My life is busy with work, my husband, our family and our friends, plus our home in Mount Laurel and our Boston Terriers -- E.L. Fudge, who is turning three this October, and Porkchop, who was born in October.
Likes: Getting tickled (back and head, favorites); Fudge’s butt wiggle and dances; “larotz” being with my family for everything; red anything; Autumn and everything having to do with it; Tahari suits and heels (or wedges); books; craft/country style; Italian food; 600 thread count sheets, down duvets and lots of pillows; typing really quickly and very accurately; a chilly glass of Riesling; my signature scent: Angel; silver and white gold; Michael Kors bags and shoes; Old Navy sweats; dogs and animals; suntans; Comedy Central; gardening; LBI; snowstorms (when you get to stay home); cherry wood; sleeping with a foot out of the covers; my dog’s “baby ears”; being a food snob; my tan fleece blanket; having a soul; eternal life with loved ones somewhere, in some capacity; personal religion; 80s music; singing in my car and shaking my butt; having curves; VS lingerie; my Far Side desk calendar; having too much to do and doing it all; hugging; connecting with people; networking; knowing my shit (sometimes); staying home and cooking with John and Fudge; getting together over great food; photo albums; Cape Cod martinis with my girls (and guys!); celeb gossip (laineygossip.com); luxurious vacations with lots of privacy and delicious food…
Dislikes: Talking on the phone; people who don’t medicate for their bipolarity; liars and telling lies (I try never to…); guys with long fingernails; meetings; dust; private profiles (seriously, WTF – if you’re not a cop, teacher or a young kid, why? The whole fun of MySpace is to check people out. You’re not that important, stop going incognito.); overcast days when it doesn’t rain at all; humidity; mosquito bites (unitched); rum; miniblinds; throwing up or having stomach aches; people that think their possessions make them important; getting caught talking shit…whoops; carpet (except berber); drop ceilings (seriously, ew); stinginess; my bitten nails; people who always have new clothes; people who don’t open up; selfishness; “hooked up” piece of crap cars with the “thugs” that drive them (spray painted baby blue 80 Ford with hydraulics, I’m looking your way…); people that snub you in public even though they recognize you; voicemails; religious hypocrites that try to push their beliefs on you; cruelty to animals and the lack of punitive legislation in this country for the offenders…I could go on for a while, as a look down on a LOT of things, but these are some of the biggies...

Idontlikeyouinthatway.com......"It reminds me of those people who place Internet personal ads in places like craigslist and try to do that artsy fartsy crap where they post a picture of themselves, but it only shows about a quarter of their face. Yeah, you're hot. We can tell by that picture of the tip of your ear and the corner of your eye. Futhermore, the fact that you're the one holding the camera and taking a picture of your reflection in the mirror doesn't scream "friendless narcissist" at all. You're quite a catch."Bah.
What Aura Colour Are You?
Red Having a red aura means that you are a lover. You love to love. You are very romantic and you always have to have a lover or be in a relationship. Red is a colour full of goals and ambitions. You are a leader, and you are very passionate.
Fantasy-Mythology Quizzes ____________________________________________Say what you need to sayWalkin' like a one man army, Fightin' with the shadows in your head. Livin' up the same old moment Knowin' you'd be better off insteadIf you could only...Say what you need to sayHave no fear for givin' in. Have no fear for giving over. You better know that in the end It's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say again.Even if your hands are shaking, And your faith is broken. Even as the eyes are closin', Do it with a heart wide open.(Wide Heart)Say what you need to saySay what you need to, Say what you need to...Say what you need to say.

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My Interests

Animals and animal rights -- www.awanj.org, www.peta.org, www.hsus.org
HSUS MySpace Page | Stop Puppy Mills Website

I'd like to meet:

I have enough friends; I'm all set.

Artie Ziff - and if you have to google, you're a dick: I've travelled the world...and the seven seas...I am watching...you through a camera..."

Music:

I like it. A lot. The Killers. Jay Z. The Cure. Biggie. Beyonce. DMB. The Beatles. Kayne. Timbaland. Tool. Aerosmith. Garth Brooks. I could be here a while...

Television:

The Simpsons, The Office, Seinfeld, Colbert Report, SouthPark, The Soup, How I Met Your Mother, Intervention, Paranormal State, A Haunting, Move This House, Sell This House...oh damn it, Rock of Love, I'll admit it, I'm addicted.

Books:

I've read so many books...I can't even keep track. Oh well. That's boring anyway, and I'm not a show off. I read US Weekly every week, thanks to the best husband in the world...

Heroes:

I have panties with stars on them...do I look like I need a hero?

"...he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy."

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and catch up with them later." Mitch Hedberg

My Blog

OK so a few things

Something is bothering me; I find it so weird I have to say something.  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> What is the deal with "friends" randomly deleting...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:49:00 PST

If you care about me, give this some thought...

What We Did to Rodney We called him Rodney. He was a tall, gangly, flea-bitten shepherd mix. One ear stood up, shepherd style, and the other flopped over and bounced against his head like a rag doll ...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST

HA

Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every pers...
Posted by Megan on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:44:00 PST