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Rich Hall/Otis Lee Crenshaw, maybe I should just change my name to Brenda and marry Otis ^_^
I ♥ Off The Kerb Productions (Y)
James' Sentence Which Includes Some Of My Favourite Words
+"gosh! anyone who says pish to this doesn't deserve me and my way with listening even with their most ridiculous drivvle" so needless to say some arse-bandit said it+
Check out my Gaia profile =D
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=8671262
I like planning what music videos would look like in my head
Maybe I should be a director =]
I want to write, but I don't know what. I'm waiting for the inspiration, for Das Meisterwerk, instead of churning out some tat anyone could write.
My aim is to be rich enough or famous enough to be able to join The Establishment Club [yes I know it doesn't exist anymore but that's the kinda level] and eat at The Ivy without looking a twat.
That's not to say I'm in it for the money, but money is a necassity to achieve almost all dreams.Limericks are dead gud!
If you want one just ask =) lol haha!
Here are some of the requests-a lot of them a bit dirtyMy friends are the best thing----Matt is my oldest friend and my favourite person in the world! Amee is just great and I'm well glad we're mates now! Anna is slightly mad but so funny! Kit is dead gud and just plain cool!
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To Do List
Oh and this guy please James , "I've been thinking, yet again, that how sort of...perfect you are" - We have a date when we're 60 to harrass newbie doctor whovians who claim to know everything but have never seen the old series, by waiting outside of shops with 'remember the doctor, he'd remember you!' banners =D
I can talk to him about anything and he's always there and he makes me feel special and makes me happy even when I'm at my worst. Never before has one guy made me feel so good and smile so much =] ♥ dead bad
http://www.tonyblairoffice.org/This T-shirt would be nice
http://www.ebtm.com/p-982-jack-daniels-t-shirt-jack-rocks.as
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well ace!
OK then Mozza =]
Yeah Bryan Ferry and Steven Patrick Morrissey are just too cool =D
|~....She's still preoccupied with 1985....~|Sarcasm Is Just Another Service I Offer
For Those Of Us Too Busy To Be Witty
http://hughlauriefan.flixster.comThisHecklerHasStatistics ++ I'llGetGrammaticalOnYourNumericalArsE ++ Dad"HasNothingIfNotVocabulary"
Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world
It's my own design
It's my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world
There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world
I can't stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that you'll never never never need it
One headline why believe it ?
Everybody wants to rule the world
All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the [email protected] banner to profile
Friends Some of the best times I've had have been with these three ^ ILY =] {Click it for our Geeky Friday pics =P} [HELLOyouFOOLiLOVEyou]
Matt-BFFL! I've known him nearly all my life tbh. I wouldn't be me without Matt's influence =] He's always been there for as long as I can remember and is always there when I need him. I love teh Matt!
Mincey the donkey puppet and Globdule the moonbeam rule the world (Y)
Yeah as so many people have said to me, we're like brother and sister lol, except he's a better friend than any brother =]
We mad up some ace songs when we were little =] Here are a few for your viewing pleasure: The Meatball Song, created while eating Spag Bol-
Dotty and Betty, created while playing in the street and listening to the ice cream van playing the only tune it had [oh believe me this one's classy]-
And last but not least, Pink, Percy and Parsely, when we were driving somewhere and wanted to include Chris [my little brother] in a song
I never laugh as hard as when I'm with Mat tbh, like the 'if fat were bread' conversations and all those daft little jokes and comments that only we find funny =]
He once accidentally summed up our time with the phrase "We laughed, we don't know why" XD
Our Hero, Roma Downey, not because of the things she's apparently famous for, but for the rofl worthy It's A Miracle, and because her name sounds like 'down around me' and because she is not the same person on the credits and on set and because she doesn't blink and because it's never a miracle but she TRIES GODAMNIT SHE TRIES. And also because we ARE going to email her, get a signed picture and go on to present It's A Miracle ourselves =D
James-Well what to say, he's utterly amazing and totally perfect. I love him to bits and I can talk to him about anything and he's always there for me and makes me feel special and happy even when I'm at my worst. Never before has one guy made me feel so good and smile so much =] Most of the time I just wish I could give him a proper hug =/ ♥ dead bad [Drawing by James =] He's super artisticly talented] Re: Us being so perfectly matched we'd probably countermove each other's ideas a lot "like the daleks and the movellans.....oh god that is sooo nerdy" =D
Amee-Hello and welcome to the Misplaced Emphasis Production of What?! Women Want?! Fabness. Known her for a few years but the overbearing presensce of a certain Eastham in our lives has brought us closer and I'm glad =)
And to quote Amee for a moment, Me, Matt, Amee and Paul [Moss] are 'THE MOST FANTASMAGORICAL AND FITT PEOPLE TO WALK THE STREETS OF RUNCORN.' yes it's true! on the night of my meeting, and Amee being serenaded by Rich Hall! It sucks not seeing her everyday now cos she's at a different college, but when we do meet up it's so much fun =]
To quote Amee - "becky + amee + stand up comedy + whose line is it anyway + haribo + plans for fancy dress costumes as eighties male new romantics = WELL GOOD AFTERNOON. And we are going to be the best eighties male new romantics you have ever seen IN YOUR LIFE." But you can't split us up cos then we'd be the 40s, and there was no neon in the 40s, the tanks would be neon and that wouldn't make sense!
As of the 5th May 2008 Becky:MK & Amee:MK are sprawled on the floor with excitement over beards you could hide badgers in whilst destroying the Premier Inn customer service system by putting rocks in our beds (Y)
http://www.myspace.com/romanax
Anna-She's great. I've known her a long time but we've only become good friends in the past few years. Thankfully I speak to her near enough everyday now cos of college and I recently introduced her to the wonderful world of Collectormania =] She has unusual obsessions but they're all part of the Anna-ee goodness =]
Jenni-Nerds stick together! Yes we do lol, only me Jenni recently at college, but she's ace, what with herlove of Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, comics & transvestites xD Oh we do have fun =]
Pauly Mc-"Mmm Mincey"...."Mmm limpy" Luffly. Although he can be a bitch at times he's still fabulous. Only recently I've realised how ace Paul is. And he is awesomeness. We were the greatest people in our physics class....obviously! =]
"Oh dear we're having that conversation again" "Yes the attractiveness of lesbians conversation"-Yes we discuss the hotness of both men and women (Y)
And we bum buffy =D 'It's fun to bum buffy, especially if you're a boy like me who loves the women'-'or a girl like me, who bums both the men AND the women' good times =]
This made me smile lol
Grant: Shut up Becky, nah I love Becky
Paul: You know what grant, you don't deserve to love Becky, she's so much higher up than you, you're like, "Becky I love you, but I can't reach you"
Lmao good times =D
Paulo MossPaul is dead good. He's really friendly, funny and frighteningly intelligent =] Inanimate objects are his friends :S He's always fun to be around and nice to talk to, quite often in another language. We've had some fun random outings, and Bill Bailey was amazing =D Hurray for Paul!
Kit-Suaveness personified. Generally nice and great to talk to. And she has great jackets! So many strange dinnertimes and whatnot with strange actions and songs, usually with teh Amee in the good old days. There's no bad here =]
Grant-Well quite. Sometimes I wonder why we're friends haha! He is amazing of course but my God almighty are we opposites? I have many memories of calling him "Tory Scaaaab" and the like, asn when drunk the only conversation we have is "Shut up Becky, nah I love Becky" He no longer has vertical/gravity defying hair =O
Rach-So very luffly. Managed to keep me awake in maths lessons long enough for me to pass my GCSE =D. Quite an impressive feat. Rach is always really great to talk to and dead fun =] Oh and of course, has the most amazing hair styling/colouring skills in the world =P
Joe-Hilariously funny and mind numbingly camp. Not my 'heterosexual life partner' (quotage from Joe not killerwhale) contrary to Mrs Kellaway's beliefs lol. I ♥ our huge hour long phone conversations and games of who'd you rather, rate the hotness and best gay couple! Joe's ace and he makes German bearable, if not fun. TANZEN *dances* Everybody's gotta have a gay best friend and this guy is the epitemy of fab and ideal for such a cause, although he has recently been pipped to the post by Matt [correction, Joe is gay best friend, Mat is best friend who happens to be gay =P]. Like marmite, you either love him or you hate him =D
This what Joe use to think of me-he's updated it so check out his page!
Well this is the one and only Becki Walker of course. She achieved the perhaps seemingly impossible task of convincing a teacher i was her hetrosexual life partner Imao, hilarious stuff. This gal is indeed a fantastic new german comrade and evil helper and also the Queen of incredibly long phone conversations Iol, always a delight to see the Walker and I hope to see her again in the near future. . . . . . . .tomorrow most likely =] xx
Tezz-Just Tezz. "Who's better at sex Tezz or women?!" Funny, friendly and just darn fab! Basically, lanky bugger =P
Beth-Oh such a funny person. And the first new friend I made at high school. So really she is resposible for introducing me to a lot of the other people I know now. And she's made some darn gud music! I'm on srict instruction to remember her as the funny one not the gay one or the dick xD And it'll be that way!
Sophie-Funny, fantabulous and it times more than a little disturbing. And tho she drives me beyond insanity at times she is great. Not sure how I'm coping without our history lessons, I can't stand history now =S She's driven me to limerick writing and general mental damage =] History buddy!
Beccy-I've known Beccy for God knows how long. The joys of primary school. She's fun, fabulous and oh so glam =D
Jenny, Emma and Charlotte-Thre amazing girls who I've only just recently got to know, but they're great! Amnesty International Conference with Jenny, laughing at daft things with Emma and hardcore politics revision with Charlotte all spring to mind =] Oh and Jenny B too, having bonded more at Mat's 'family' gathering =] BECKY, MAT AND JENNY SURVIVED KENNY, yes, yes we did, it was hellish *shudders*. &&Martin avec his great taste in music, niftiness and tictac&&Michael avec the SSSSS&SSSSS'&*SSSSSmark3 [stupid spider/sibling/straw smashin stompin squad] "NYI, that's No Yoouuu'rrrrree It" *paws face lovingly and all his general aceness yes? &&Gareth the Gazamataz because he is amazingly lovely and huggable and geeky and immense in more ways than words describe ok?
And this is Chris, my little brother....he's a right pain in the arse but still he's my brother....and I thought I'd give him a shout so CHRIS! There's a shout for you =]
Fandoms I ship
Whore Me Code
So You've Got This Far-Why Not Add&Whore
We are the little folk few
And yes I do like country music....I'm sick of quizzes asking me if I like country music as if it's something to be pointed at and ridiculed for....OK so most of it's shit and you know it's shit and I know it's shit but it's the real country music I like....and if you don't know what real country music is, it's lying on the floor with that bottle of Jack Daniel's and wondering where it all went rong, and thinking there must be a way of turning all this heart ache and depression into some instant cash....and then you go down to some record company, preferably Nashville and they reject you and then you've been rejected by love and a record company....and that's total rejection....that's real country music....not that Garth-Brooks-fake-country crap.
Instruments
Comedians
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I won't be watching Fourplay or Kenny again in a hurry. Utterly terrible films.
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Radio
I've also been adopted as The Sting's [Cleveland's modern rock alternative] long distance listener after my request during The Pretender's Marathon. It's a brilliant radio station =]
..& The People I'd Like To Meet Most Of All
My dad is my hero, John Christopher Walker, he's fantastic. He's unbelievably clever but he tends not to show it off, he has a very cool job, so cool in fact that he isn't allowed to tell me what it is, all I know is it's to do with submarines and stuff from the documents he brings home sometimes. He has great taster in everything and we're so alike that it's no suprise that when we fall out it's insane. He's just fab and a little bit camp and makes me laugh and turn green with envy everytime he tells the stories of when he helped out at Leeds Uni union and charity rag regularly, thus meeting and helping out various ppl I adore, and even helped paul young move some amps =] Basically I love him to bits and he's one of my best friends too =]x
1. Stephen Fry -cos he's smart, I love the way he thinks, he's a labour supporter, he's kind but honest, he's modest, he's interesting, he's human, he's not fake, he has a wonderful way with and love of words which I really admire.
2. Rich Hall -cos his political viewpoint and arguments amaze and intreigue me and on the whole I agree, and of course he's spectacularly funny and musically gifted and really very clever.
3. Bob Geldof -cos he's very like me, when he was young he didn't care much for sports, he wanted to read and took huge interest in politics, and he wanted to be famous so he could have his say [and get rich and laid] which to be honest is exactly how I think at the moment.
Mrs Ayres =]
cos she's the best teacher and I actually enjoy Enlgish now, between her and the work of Stephen Fry I have grown to love language and want to do any kind of work which involves skill with it.
And While We're Talking Teachers
Mr Bromelow & Mr Greenbank
The other two ace teachers, Mr Bromelow makes physicis more interesting than my dads rants about controlling his nuclear subs and Mr Greenbank is just the best history teacher ever!
Gordon Ramsay -he says what he thinks and yet can still be a genuinely nice guy. That's something to aspire to.
2. Peter Cook -I've fallen in love with this guy all over again. He's fantastic, so funny, so clever and just amazing. In my opinion he is the saddest loss this country has seen in quite some time. R.I.P. the only twin. He is one of the funniest people to ever walk the face of the earth. And let's be honest, strangley adorable =]"One of the funniest men who ever drew breath": Stephen Fry
1. Billy Bragg -'He's pretty cute for a communist' xD This man is legendary, his music his politics his lyrics, he's brilliant. I could listen to him all day, except I get far too annoyed at various people hehe =] The Revolution Is Just A T-Shirt Away! Saw him live on 15th December 07 and it was incredible, laughed, cried and got quite pissed off, the best thing to come out of Essex and so amazing I can't expressive sufficiently in words, these pics are ace http://www.billybragg.co.uk/gallery/index.php?cat_id=2&a
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Greg Proops ....the one and only....NOT HOT BUT SPIIIICY MAN! Proop Dawg-He's just ace =] really funny and political
Hugh Laurie A really nice guy, smart, funny and unbelievably talented. Is there anything this guy can't do?!
Tony Slattery Deeply funny and another nice, smart guy. He's had a bad time in the past but hopefully things are bucking up =]
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Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles are both just fab! Ridiculously funny & make a brilliant improv comedy double. You just can't have one without the other! And I love it whenever Colin makes Ryan break down into hysterics lol!
Anthony Head He's just such a lovely guy. He acts brilliantly, is really funny, writes & plays great music, runs an animal charity with his partner, has the greatest laugh ever and was so nice when I met him =]
John Cleese & Michael Palin -Absolutely fantastic! The best Pythons by far. So funny and such great chemistry together on stage! One dae day Palin will have a signin on a weekend in manchester so I can go =]
Adam Ant is deeply awesome! One of my favourite musicians and Adam & The Antz are one of my favourite bands!
Eddie Izzard is just such a funny guy! One of the funniest people out there. And hey he even looks good in a dress!
Dave Matthews -Er yes please =] Brilliant musician and he's helped out for a lot of good causes in the past, most noteably Live 8 [he announced the philadelphia gig]. And in his recent appearance on House he just blew me away with his performance, I almost cried, and hey the guys adorable =]
Sarah Michelle Gellar just cos, well, omg she's Buffy =] And she's a good actor and pretty kwl =]
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WuxVR0IQFnI -Great actor and very funny. Just makes me laugh and has very amusing hair!
Alyson Hannigan -Brilliant actress and very sweet and funny. And very pretty =] yayuh. Bringing out the lesbian in me =P
Amber Benson -Again very talented, sweet, pretty and groovay. Oh and a great singer. All good things =]
James Marsters is dead good! Brilliant actor and musician and very good looking obv lol. He was really cool and nice when I met him too =]
Nicholas Brendon & Charisma Carpenter -Really funny and cool and just another awesome thing about Buffy & I've seen CC aswell-how fab =]
Alexis Denisof -I mean sure he was annoying in Buffy but he's ace in Angel! The lucky bugger who married AH hehe =]
Dylan Moran is majorly funny and has a great accent/hair =]
Nigel Havers -uber cool! Yeah how can you not just love this guy =] I just love him in Manchild....and he has a politically party [tho he has nothing to do with it] the Nigel Havers Alliance. It's weird =/
Bill Bailey -so so so so funny! Can't wait to see him in November!
Seth Green is dead cool, he seems to pop up in everything I watch at the moment =]
♥ Stephen Fry is love ♥Her Best Piece Of Poetry....
The Pluses & Minuses In My Life
The Marvel That Is Nickelodeon!The Best Bits =]
Gordy aka Gordon G. Rockefeller III The best thing about Ned's Declassified and Nick in general =] Daran Norris is ace and this character has me in stitches every time!
Cosmo Cosmo is amazing! Another Daran Norris character who just cracks me up!
Wanda Cosmo's so called better half. The smarter one but she sets him up for some funny moments =]
Timmy Turner's Dad Who knows what this guys real name is! I love the moment where we're about to find out the names of the parents and a horn goes off! He has some of the best lines in the show tbh, and yes it's another Daran Norris =]
Squidward Tentacles So so so sarcastic! Easy to hate but you just have to love to hate him! Makes me laugh so much.
Dr Xavier Because anyone who refers to Gordy as *cue strange German accent* 'handsome cleaning man' is alright by me!
Les Galagoogoo The poor little guy! He's so smart and no one understands a word
Ned Bigby Well come on it's my favourite Nick show he had to be up there!
Spongebob Squarepants There's no way he couldn't get a mention! Legend!
Plankton The little evil guy =] So funny he's just so tiny and maniacle!
Salem Another super sarcastic character! All the best kids shows have one, a character that the little kids might not necassarily get, which is why it's not just a kids channel anymore!
Fergy Fudgehog This guy is so cute! Major aww for the little pinata =]
Ella Ellaphanilla 'Oh look ice cream', I love that episode, this elephants lack of memory makes me laugh everytime!