Its a landmark. |
One more fucked up one.
Posted by Dylan on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:53:00 PST |
10 erm 11 reasons Dylan should go back to Jersey |
ReflexingBrick: ten reasons dylan should come back to jerseyMrx Lenon: haha im readyReflexingBrick: ok im making these up on the spotReflexingBrick: 1. friends ReflexingBrick: 2. the fun of getting po...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST |
My new years |
So, I just got home from my torrential new years. My good friend, Jesse, asked me what my new years resolution was going to be as we pulled into the KFC parking lot. I had to turn down the Best Of Wu-...
Posted by Dylan on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:43:00 PST |
My Christmas eve |
I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya, but some off the wall shit went down just a while ago, and I figured Be-mag should be the first to know.
It's christmas eve. My sister is cutting her ...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 04:03:00 PST |
Guess how many gay people I beat up today... |
None. It was completely opposite, one beat me up.
I was walking to the cafeteria and my one friend didn't hold the door for me, so I yelled to him, "Hey, faggot, why didn't you hold the door for me...
Posted by Dylan on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:58:00 PST |
The ferris wheel ride from hell. |
So my girlfriend called me up and asked me if I wanted to go to an amusement park. It's been a while since I hung out with her, probably why we're still together, so I told her sure. She said she'd be...
Posted by Dylan on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 10:08:00 PST |
My penis gave me away. |
As much as I like having two girlfriends, I hate it too. There's double the work involved, more money has to be spent, more family to meet, etc. There's more sex, but even that's not great because I'm...
Posted by Dylan on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 10:00:00 PST |
Suprise Sex: The Dorm Chronicles |
So since I'm going to Perpich Center for Arts Education for film and photography in Golden Valley, I stay in a dorm. A while back, I met my new roommates. One of them is Sean, a 5 foot 6 jewish ninja....
Posted by Dylan on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:57:00 PST |
Shit, guys. I peed on my girlfriend |
I didn't pee the bed for years. The first time in so long that I happen to pee the bed, I'm in it with my girlfriend.
So she came over at 8, we hung out, ordered some pizza, played some Super Ninte...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I will never pay for another handjob again. |
A couple of friends and I decided to go to a strip club. It was a last minute thing, so I didn't think I was gonna go, but I ended up going anyway. They picked me up at my place and we went to an ATM ...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
