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Chris

more dick, less pizza.

About Me

Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking...

My Interests

jack daniels, vodka shots.

I'd like to meet:

bille joe circa 1994.

Music:


Movies:

visitor Q, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, clifford

Television:

arrested development, its always sunny in philadelphia, big love

Books:

how to vomit excessively- Chris Wynne

Heroes:

gary roberts.

My Blog

Blood alone moves the wheels of history.

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation which everyone finds during the day, how long we've been striving for greatness? Not only the years we'...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:12:00 PST