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Something Random

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About Me

WE ROCK OUT!!!

Air geetar and air bass!
Hmmm...let's see...I always suck at describing myself. My name is Jessica, I'm 21 (finally)! I'm in my fourth year at UCF on the five year plan. I'm majoring in Psychology, but thats not really what I want to do with my life. My passion is animals. I finally figured out my ultimate goal in life, and that's to raise orphaned baby wild animals. It all started from watching too much Animal Planet. I'm a dork. I love to laugh and to make people laugh. I love to party and have a good time. I love my friends, music, movies, and marijuana. I love my pets, and I love my boyfriend. Some might say I'm a little crazy. To them I say "you have no idea..."
And Now For Something Completely Different...
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my silly little survey...
Name: jessica
Birthdate: october 11, 1984
Birthplace: new jersey
Current Location: orlando
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 135
Piercings: ears and nipples
Tatoos: a heart on my lower back
Overused Word: fuck and all it's derivatives
FAVORITES
Food: anything that is bad for me and that tastes good
Candy: anything gummy and/or chocolate
Number: 42, 420, 69
Color: black, purple, silver
Animal: kittys and lizards
Drink: code red, apple juice, lemonade
Alcohol Drink: blue hawaian, neutron bomb, stoli peach n cranberry juice, cheap wine, expensive wine, basically any wine
Bagel: everything
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes, smile, butt
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: why cant i have both?
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: rock
Summer or Winter: fall
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies
Love or Money: LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i feel like going to bed
Most Missed Memory: carefree rocky horror picture show, back in the back in the day
Best physical feature: most would say my breasts
First Thought Waking Up: nooo...five more minutes
Goal for this year: finally graduate the university of u can't finish
Best Friends: kevin, malka, house people, christina, andrea
Weakness: inablity to make decisions
Fears: being alone
Heritage: jewish/polish
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: when the mood strikes me
Ever Smoked: fuck cigarettes. that shit is bad for you
Pot: only all the time
Ever been Drunk: on occasion
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: nah, apparently i hit like a girl
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes, and i have pictures to prove it
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: black
Short or Long: short
Height: taller than me
Style: goth-ish
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: sounds like a good time to me
Muscular or Really Skinny: i'm a sucker for a cuddly teddy bear guy
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: forget regret...or life is yours to miss
What country do you want to Visit: amsterdam
How do you want to Die: when i'm done living
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Get along with your Parents: yeah, ever since i moved out of their house
Health Freak: not by any means
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: mostly
Want to go to College: that's what i'm doing right now
Do you Smoke: weed
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: usually
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: not well
Want to get Married: eventually
Do you want Children: eventually
Have your future kids names planned out: nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: been there done that
Hate anyone: i like to make love, not war

My Interests

Sex, drugs, Rock n Roll, life, love, fun, absurdity, altered conciousness, animals, baby animals, bearded dragons, being goth, boys, girls, biting, chocolate, cuddling, fairys, fangs, fire, hugs, horses, katamari, kissing, kittys, knives, leather, making love, Monty Python, movies, music, night time, parties (but only if they are good), peace, petting my kitty, photograpy, reading, Renfaire, Shakespeare, smart people, smoothies, snakes, sex, SUUSI, swords, vampires, velvet, your mom.

Cute Overload!!!

I'd like to meet:

Umm...cool people...People who aren't assholes at least. If you're just going to IM me to ask for naked pictures, don't bother.
I LOVE GIRLS!!!
And people who bother to solve my puzzle...
Since I myself am a puzzle most of the time... oh yeah...and Sacha Baron Cohen

Music:

The Beatles, Bob Marley, The Cure, Disturbed, The Doors, Genitorturers, Gods and Monsters, Korn, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, (old) Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Sublime, System of a Down, Tool.

Movies:

Ali G Indahouse, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Butterfly Effect, Clockwork Orange, the Crow, Curious George, Death to Smoochy, Dogma, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Finding Nemo, Ginger Snaps, Half Baked, Liar Liar, Lion King, Moulin Rouge, Pink Floyd's the Wall, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo and Juliet, the Shining, V for Vendetta, Willy Wonka, Yellow Submarine, Zoolander.

Television:

I do watch the idiot box sometimes. Though I like to avoid it, there are some worthwhile things on it...Anything on Animal Planet, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Bullshit, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Moral Orel, Weeds, Rome, South of Nowhere...as well as various random documentaries.

Books:

1984, A Brave New World, A Clockwork Orange, Harry Potter books, The Vampire Chronicles, Lost Souls?, Phantom Tollbooth, Princess Bride, Sophie's World, Where the Red Fern Grows.

Heroes:

John Lennon
~~~ * All you need is love * ~~~

My Blog

triumphant return

kitty has returned from the vet and seems to be feeling much better.  his front paws are half shaved, i guess they had to do it to put in the IV.  it's kinda goofy looking but really cute......
Posted by Something Random on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

i'm it

These are the rules: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with ten weird things/habits about yourself. Afterwards, you need to choose ten people to be tagged and list their names. Then, g...
Posted by Something Random on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:01:00 PST

Ozzfest

Disclaimer:I always do this, after every concert.  Mostly its just for me, so I can remember every little detail.  If anyone else is interested they can read it to, but mostly its for my ben...
Posted by Something Random on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:55:00 PST

photo whoring

http://community.webshots.com/user/gwenhawk42
Posted by Something Random on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

quiz nonsense

Take the quiz: Blades!GuillotineYou have a political aire and a sense of revolution. You have no mercy for your enemies.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!Kurt Cobain....You ar...
Posted by Something Random on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:30:00 PST

i feel awesome

That's kinda strange considering I partied all night and haven't slept yet. But I'm not complaining. I had an amazing time half naked at Drea's place. The hot chocolate was orgasmic. The spiked cider ...
Posted by Something Random on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 09:01:00 PST

Party of Doom

Party at my place Saturday 12/10/2005 9 PMish Come celebrate finals being over and get drunk as fuck It will be fun Call for directions
Posted by Something Random on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:43:00 PST

I love LOVE!

I'm so happy right now.  Pretty exhausted and hungoverish, but I had the most amazing night.  My Kevin is the best kid ever.  He's not perfect, but anytime I ever doubt that he loves me...
Posted by Something Random on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:34:00 PST

System of a Down

Went to see System of a Down last night. It was an awesome show. They played pretty much everything I wanted to hear...including almost all of Mesmerize, I think all of Toxicity, plus Sugar and Suite-...
Posted by Something Random on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:27:00 PST

:(

It's not everyday you see someone die right in front of you while you're totally helpless and powerless to do anything. I don't think I'll ever see things the same again. RIP Yacov Kolish. I love y...
Posted by Something Random on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST