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Prof

B.o.S say 'Yes' to Trident

About Me

Hello. My name is Prof. I am a 25 year old "manbeast" from Glasgow (that's in Scotland) and I play bass in lots of bands. The main suspects are Bastards of Science , Popcorn Fiend and Bullet .I'm quite introverted but if I get a few pints down me I'll be your best pal. At this point you'll probably be exposed to my pent-up anger and frustration with the constant idiocy that I see in the world around me. Don't worry though, I think you're pretty cool.
Anyway, here's a list of what I'm all about compiled by my nearest and dearest (WARNING: This list has been duplicated as is and may offend some of you pussy bitches out there); Weans, looking down the spines of comic books with close eye, wifebeaters, midgets, mingets, looking down the spines of comic books with close eye at a weird fucking angle, going mental at bitches who mess him about pure raj style, sleaze, The Sideburns, Thai hookers, glecks, Olde English, The Snide, Daredevil likin' lesbians, gamerscore, 2 seater Ghosts, Madeline McCann, UB3? 1337N355, The TW, "If you're not gonna do your specified role, then you might as well leave the TW", Enhanced Vision/Teleport, The Cho, Tam Ham, CONSOLE GAMING!, Reichs 1 and 3 (not 2), raspberry millions, bass, Sure for men, Dunblane, Andy Murray, Harvey Andre, blatantly noticing the bits Joni added, 'cause they're close to the bone.

My Interests

Absailing, wind-surfing, hang-gliding, rock climbing, base jumping. These are all things I'm not at all interested in.
I like parties where everyone gets out of their nut and crazy shit happens. Most of the time I can found with some sort of illicit substance wrapped in paper hanging from the side of my mouth. I also very much enjoy pwning goddamn n00bs.

I'd like to meet:

Ninjas, lumberjacks, Vikings, robots, sharks that have anthropomorphic properties, superhero teams that can't get on with each other, cyborgs bred specifically for war, old martial art experts that use Tai Chi as an offensive weapon, Japanese lesbians with guns, cowboys with kryptonite bullets, astronauts with drink problems, anyone from the future.

Music:

Kyuss, At The Drive In, Tool, Isis, Cult of Luna, QOTSA, A Perfect Circle, Faith No More, Rage Against The Machine, DJ Shadow, Billy Talent, Saul Williams, The Meters, The Mars Volta, Sigur Ros, Arnocorps, Chevy and the Chasers, Titus Gein, None My Equal (shout out to the TW legends), Pink Floyd, The Sonics, The Idle Race, The Electric Prunes, Stone Temple Pilots, Dragonforce, Led Zeppelin, Sikth, Radiohead, Beck, Stan Bush, Muse, Soundgarden, Clutch, Richard Cheese, Celtic Frost, Blur, The Advantage, Megadriver, Duracell, The NESkimos, DVDA, The Blood Brothers, Head Automatica, The Manic Street Preachers, Foghat, The James Gang. I've also been listening to a lot of old Latin, Bollywood, Blues and Soul to try and "improve" my "groove".

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, Versus, Ninja Scroll, Patlabor 1 & 2 Nightwatch, Blood: The Last Vampire, The Matrix, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Castle in the Sky, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy (Episode III's ok I suppose), Blade Runner, Dawn Of The Dead, Casshern, Out For Justice, Pitch Black, Roger & Me, Shark Attack 3, The Princess Bride, Immortel: Ad Vitam, A Cock and Bull Story, Battle Royale, Transformers: The Movie, Fight Club, Vampire Hunter D, Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie, Sin City, 3 O'Clock High, Spiderman 1 & 2, X-men 1 & 2, Batman Begins, Delta Force 2, anything with Arnie in it.

Television:

Firefly, 24, Top Gear, Trigun, Ghost in the Shell: SAC, Elfen Lied, Arrested Development, Heroes, Brass Eye, The Day Today, I'm Alan Partridge, Jam, Nathan Barley, The IT Crowd, Black Books, Spaced, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Frisky Dingo, Korgoth Of Barbaria, Robot Chicken, The Tick, He-Man, Thudercats, Justice League Unlimited, Visionaries, Centurions, Red vs. Blue. Like my TNA, ROH and 1PW rasslin' action as well.

Books:

Pretty much anything by William Gibson, Colin Bateman, Phillip Pullman, Iain Banks, Kim Stanley Robinson, Dave Gorman, Al Franken, Orson Scott Card, David Gemmill and Terry Pratchett.
Also I bit of a comic geek. Love shit done by Frank Miller, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Brian Michael Bendis, Ed Brubaker, Kurt Busiek, Eric Powell, Brian K. Vaughan, Garth Ennis, Robert Kirkman, Warren Ellis and Jeph Loeb.

Heroes:

Mirror Master, Rorschach, John Mack, Skeletor, The Master Chief. The TW.

My Blog

Mission to Venezuela

So there I am in Caracas at the Parque del Esta hanging upside down from a South American Palm waiting to get a shot at the President. I mean, it's hard enough to get a clean shot from 1000 yards with...
Posted by Prof on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:32:00 PST

Nearly at the big 100.

That's me up to 98 friends. I think it's reasonably appropriate to offer a prize to the person who makes up that magic number. SO I WILL!**guys with pink shirts, stupid hats, who wear scarfs indoors o...
Posted by Prof on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST