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~ The Lauren X Show ~

...An Eye for an Eye Makes the Whole World Blind...Gandhi

About Me

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Lauren will go to jail for ...

Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

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I do photography too....check out some of my work by CLICKING HERE

My Interests




TheY aRe sO mAnY, sO vAriED aNd sO FaR rEaChinG....U MiGHt noT uNdERstAnd...But one thing is for sure: Lauren --

[noun]:

A master of sexual gratification

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

I'd like to meet:


What is your Sexual Obituary?

At the stroke of midnight, Lauren died while in the sack with their lover, Akon.

Lauren will be terribly missed by George Clooney.

'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Anyone and everyone unique....That's YOU.
Genuine people, those into artsy stuff: music, photography, creating!..Those that have convictions and question absolute authority, are free thinkers, open minded, non-judgemental, have a sense of humor, know their inner peace, are for the greater good, who arent afraid to dream, who love and inspire others.

IF YOU DONT PLAY THIS VIDEO U ARE A DORK! IT'S SOME COOL TECHNO!!

Music:



Television:

It's hard to make me laugh, but when I do, I make others laugh from it. The older first episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos (Bob Sagett days) always gets me rolling. The videos submitted back then were more genuine & not faked.

Books:

Dogsbody, metaphysical stuff, some eras in history, a good TRUE ghost story gets me going. I like the non-fiction stuff better than fiction..unless its good erotica, and then again it's hard to be the stuff I write :)

Heroes:

Queen Boadicea,(http://fanzone50.com/Tales/Boadicea1.html) Wonder Woman, Isis (yeah the 70's tv series), Wendy O Williams, Muhammed Ali, Luke Skywalker.....more to come



My Blog

Myspace Love - Tips N Tricks

This is pure comedy. Mostly cuz guys don't realize how badly they insult our intelligence. I haven't had a real picture for my main profile pic in maybe a year. Soon as I put one up, my email inbox qu...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:47:00 PST

The Psychic Told Me.....

The Psychic Told Me..... She asked me "is it about men?" before I could sit down..she already knew. A quick summary of a few key points I remember: Most Profound statement:.. One of my ...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

R.I.P Travis cat

When I finish this blog I will be leaving for the vet to have Travis put to sleep. He is very old and sick. I can't handle his suffering & don't want it drawn out and painful. He has gone from a m...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:28:00 PST

It's 2007 - Big love and thanks to my friends

To all my friends.... Those of you closer to me know a bit about the shit Ive been going through the past few weeks. The holidays are supposed to be a time of love, happiness and shared/remembered go...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

A Lady Pervert's Review of the World Cup

... I told my friend: " Nothing like having sweaty European men for Sunday brunch!" Of course, I was talking about watching the World Cup and getting my  man voyeurism on. And so, here is my rev...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST

The Proverbial Sappy Blog

How do you know your life is really lame? Hmmm, maybe when you have a nerdo guy who is hopelessly in love with you and wont get a clue and you know it would never work cuz he's not your type.... but t...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

I caught a ghost!

I took this picture Monday, May 8 at a historical mill in Utah. (I won't name the exact location for privacy purposes). More info is listed below. TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. I dont wanna give it away, and ...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:35:00 PST

Ahh Take Pichers

yeah i actually have a sliver of talent sometimes tooSupport the Biz Profile, add Yerself:  Lauren X Photography on MyspaceCheck the website: All Kindsa Pics HereHere is just some goof around stu...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Honesty Saves precious TIME

I'm sure we've all been in a situation where we didn't want to tell someone the truth because we were embarrassed about it, or we didn't want to hurt someone's feelings.. ESPECIALLY the latter! I le...
Posted by ~ The Lauren X Show ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST