jade - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm asian. I'll race you for your pink slip, beat you, eat your dog, then fuck your mom. I fucken r00l. Shut up. ♥

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stewie from the Family Guy.

Music:

All them chunky beats..

Movies:

I'm no director, but I admit, I love to watch.

Television:

I Love Lucy, Gilligan's Island, The Simpsons, Three's Company, The Family Guy, Futurama, Ren & Stimpy, Crank Yankers, Friends, Seinfeld, Frasier, Married With Children

Books:

I never learned how to read, sorry.

Heroes:

Lucille Ball, Madonna