Sharon Tate's Fetus

We are old. We used to be hardcore kids. Now we are old.We hate everyone under 35, and everyone over 50 (as well as most everyone between the ages of 35 and 50).After growing bored with what was left of hardcore in the late 80's, we wandered aimlessly living as nomadic narcoleptic hermits.Of late we have had the epiphany that we are no less pissed off than we were 20 years ago. During fleeting brushes with consciousness, we heard people using the words "punk" and "hardcore, then heard the horrible shit they were using these words to describe.Punk, of course, ended in 1977 when it had snowballed into a fad unrecognizable to itself, and imploded. Hardcore had about 3-times the lifespan, lasting from 1981 (when DOA coined the phrase) till 1987 (at the advent of crossover).Now "punk" means 'pop played by people who can't play' and "hardcore" means 'metal played by people who can't play.'Of course we in no way endorse the bourgious ideal of musicainship (obviously) but we're tired of the names of our dead friends being slandered.The choices Myspace offer do not include "weaponized cock rock" or "shitcore." We are stuck with what it says above until they do.