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J'aime:Being lost in the countryside, dog walks, murdering children, thelemic magick, wyrd fiction, NYC punk, doom metal, psychotronic cinema, foreign and grindhouse movies, good haircuts, anything psychedelic, mind boggling shirts, dark humour, bumsex related jokes, romantic singer songwriting, stars, getting naked outside cockertons, nights in at shulas, nights out in nottingham, bonnie tyler's total eclipse of the heart, beaches at midnight, trying to eat my own head, taking over the world with my artistic majesty, attempting to accumulate knowledge of all the music and film availiable to man, blowing bubbles, creating insane musical fusion, secretly plotting a coup to take down the Bourbon monarchy, penguins, freemasonry and devil worship, church burning, rock 'n fuckin' roll, burning a hole in the o-zone layer, getting Roberts to come to gigs, trading Pokemon cards, helping old ladies cross the road, space and its cosmic mysteries, the lumberjacking, the scientific study of magic mushrooms, pancakes, hair (not the musical), ruining Shula's flat and humping her giraffes, pub quizzes, Deborah Harry's cheekbones, stray animal catching, convincing people not to jump off buildings, the dinosaur park, building spaceships out of lego, trying to walk on water, Ruaraidh's hair based incarnations, old skool hip-hop, glam rock outfitting, catering, tent based parties, drinking from puddles and finding the secret of how to get young girls to fall in love with me...***********************************Je Deteste:Cities, people, materialism, MTV, spoilt rich girls, wheeler dealers, people who wear tracksuits and 'leisurewear'.
I'd like to meet:
Debbie Harry, Scarlett Johanssen, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Aleister Crowley, the Monkees (especially Micky Dolenz) and God, i suppose.
Music:
Wreckless Eric, Sparks, Radio Birdman, Blondie, The Stooges, New York Dolls, Roxy Music, Tom Waits, Bruce Springsteen, Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, Scott Walker, Kate Bush, Marc Bolan and T-Rex, The Doors, Flaming Lips, The Beatles, The Zombies, Kaleidoscope, The Shangri Las, The Ronettes, The Crystals, Cathedral, Electric Wizard, Grand Magus, Laibach, Roxy Music, The Beach Boys, Phil Spector, Reverend Bizarre, Leaf Hound, Johnny Cash, Noisettes, 1990's, Killing Joke, Bauhaus, The Gun Club, Akercocke, The Ramones, Adam and the Ants, The Kinks, Emmylou Harris, Dennis Wilson, The Tiger Lillies, Gram Parsons, Flying Burrito Brothers, Alien Sex Fiend, Of Montreal, The Smiths, System of a Down, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Placebo, Frank Zappa, The Contortions, Mars, DNA, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Suicide, Nick Cave, Hawkwind, Malcolm Middleton, Rush, Aqua, Black Flag, Comus, Throbbing Gristle, Slayer, The Radiants, Compulsive Gamblers, The Saints, Patti Smith, Public Enemy, NWA, De la Soul, Funkadelic, Joni Mitchell, Parliament, Rolling Stones, Prince, Miles Davis, The Sun Ra Astro-Infinity Arkestra, Pixies, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Fall, The Horrors, Interpol, Kings of Leon, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster...
Movies:
Far too many to escribe here, but as a taster; Kenneth Anger films, I Drink Your Blood, Rebecca, La Dolce Vita, The Seventh Seal, The Evil Dead, The Beyond, Venus in Furs, Vampyros Lesbos, Lucifer Rising, Santa Sangre, Nude for Satan, Clerks, The Last Temptation of Christ, Detroit Rock City, Wild Strawberries, Werewolves On Wheels, Summer With Monika, Witchfinder General, 8 1/2, A Lizard In A Woman's Skin, Some Like It Hot, Ice Cold in Alex, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, If..., Blood Sabbath, Touch of Evil, Kiss Me Deadly, Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, The Big Sleep, Sunset Boulevard, Alien, 2001: A Space Oddysey, El Topo, Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Stopped Worrying And Learnt To Love The Bomb), Cannibal Holocaust, Lawrence of Arabia, Casablanca, The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue, Psychomania, The Holy Mountain, Snakes on a Plane, She Killed In Ecstacy, Double Indemnity, Vertigo, Rear Window, Sunset Boulevard, Gone with the Wind, Some Like it Hot!, The Truman Show, Kiss Me Deadly, Troll 2, The Witchfinder General, The Beastmaster, The Wicker Man, Blue Velvet, American Beauty, The Lion King, Withnail and I, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Disney's Jungle Book, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill and plenty more Giallo/Exploitation/Eurohorror/40's Hollywood/Arthouse films...
Television:
The X Factor and Last of the Summer Wine. Jokes... i like Green Wing, Spaced, League of Gentlemen, Garth Merenghi, the Boosh and all that shit just as much as the rest of you. Also, I fucking LOVE Celebrity Masterchef, it's fucking ON!!! Hmmm... Deal or No Deal gets preeeeety tense sometimes, and i'm always up for Family Guy, South park and suchlike.
Books:
I like Stephen King books (crap taste, i know), gothic novels like Wuthering Heights, the amazing 'Preacher' by Garth Ennis... sooooooo good. Also Antony Burgess, Aldous Huxley... the poetry of Tony Harrison, John Cooper Clarke and Leonard Cohen. Harry Potter of course, books by John Allegro about Jesus being a sex mushroom, and Julian Cope's books about rock 'n roll and standing stones... a potent literary cocktail.
About Me
Name Leopold Crisp aka the Black Shah aka T-Bomb aka Tom Killingbeck
Nickname Alec Brogan
Birthday 10th of September
Age 18
Height Average
Hair Color Brown like earth
Eye Color Blue like the ocean
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend Oh, i did once actually (Not you, Matthew).
Kissed someone who was just your friend Er... i think so.
Been rejected Oh hell yes.
Been in love Maybe.
Used someone As a condom? Yes.
Cheated on someone In scrabble mostly. Twice in other matters. But only as a joke!
Been cheated on Yes. She did him in the Cricket Pavilion!
Done something you regret Of course not!
Do you ...
Color your hair I need to, i'm going grey.
Have tattos 'USSR' on my cockshaft.
If so how many OK, i don't really.
Have any peircings Nah blud.
If so how many I said NO!
Have a bf/gf Until a couple of weeks ago...
Like thunderstorms Love 'em.
Ever get off the damn computer Once or twice a year... for a bath.
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime Never! I'm a saint. Though i did shoplift once.
Considered being a hooker Now and then.
Coneidered being a pimp I am one... anyone want Ruaraidh Wilkinson?
Split personalities It's just me, myself and I.
Obsessions Love, music, cinema and Scarlett Johanssen.
Panic Wasn't it a French Theatre movement?
Anxiety I'm anxious about Neighbours plotlines...
Depression/Considered suicid Oh for god's sake...
Right now..
Current clothes Flowery shirt, Ramones t-shirt, jeans, crotch piece...
Current mood Villainous.
Current hair Shit.
Current music T-Rex all the way baby.
Current annoyance Can't say in public, she/he'll get upset.
Current perfume/cologne Chanel.
Current thing you should be doing Wanking.
Current crush Too many to mention.
Favorite
Drink White Russians!
Color Green.
Candy Floss?
Tv Show Boosh.
Movie GAAAAHHH! Far too many.
Place Your mum's bum.
Person to talk to Oooh... toughie. Shu, Matt and Bala (comedic purposes).
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King Kong my whopper!
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Both, preferably.
Root Beer or Dr Pepper Fuck em.
Sunshine or Rain I'm only happy when it rains.
Spring or Fall Autumn?
Winter or Summer Summer.
Vanilla or Chocolate Vanilla, unusually.
Snowboarding or Sking Never tried them.
Lights on or Off On. GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH
Are you...
Understanding No.
Open Minded Yes.
Bad Tempered Fuck off.
Happy Sometimes.
Attractive Of course.
Bored Easily That's why i'm doing this quiz.
Sad Sometimes.
Unique We're all unique.
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy I like girls.
Eyes Blue.
Hair color Raven black or platinum blonde.
Long or short hair Long.
Hieght 20 foot?
Body Type Obese, naturally.
Personality Retarded.
Random
How would you describe yourself Mildy entertaining.
Do you have any Pets? Yes.
Have any syblings? I have a sibling.
What do you want to be when you grow up? You.
Do you wanna get married and have kids? I wanna marry my kids.
What is your best physical Trait? My boobs.
What is the best thing about your personality? My faith.
What words do you overuse Bacon, philathropy, and holocaust.
Whats the most annoying thing about you Everything.
End this survey with a quote 'I'm Free!' John Inman
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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