Two-Headed Boy

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In an effort to get people to look into each other's eyes more, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day. When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way. Late at night, I call my long distance lover and proudly say I only used fifty-nine today. I saved the rest for you. When she doesn't respond, I know she's used up all her words so I slowly whisper I love you, thirty-two and a third times. After that, we just sit on the line and listen to each other breathe. -Jeffrey McDaniel
I don't really know what to say about myself. So I'm gonna have other people do it for me.
I don't know what to say about jimmy...except that one time there was a Lewis and Clark expedition and it was awesome...also it was the greatest invention ever, and nobody can question him because he is a surgical genius, yes a genius at preforming surgery, oh and one more thing... bite my shiny metal ass!
-Joe
I dont know what to put in your thing-a-mo-bobber.. but if i was going to write something it would be the TALL TAIL of TALES with JimmY.. Well.. no, i would name it the dude who spelt the teh... NO NO NO i would name it Jimmy He doesnt play WOW but he looks like he does.. Wait i got a better one.. Jimmy the man with no suffix.. Or Jimmy the DD king.. Wait Jimmy the guy that films things.. OR jimmY who uses capitals wrong.. or or wait.. WHAT DOES Two-headed boy mean... I mean c'mon you have one head.. .. That i know of.. but back to the titles i would use if i was going to write something about you.. Jimmy the man with maybe two heads.. Or jimmy the man with 1 head but claims he has 2.. Wait before i go on with my titles i really gotta know if you only have one head or two.. i mean on the really-o's.. The End
-Nick
James Eugene Freeman has saved my life on more than one occasion. One time i can recall, whilst Grizzly Bear wrestling in the Swiss Alps [because that's what the fuck i do], I was attacked from behind by El Chupacabra. This act was entirely against the rules, and the Grizzly Bears know this. (yes i'm talking to YOU, Bartholomew!) Anyway, James, previously disguised as a half-dead sherpa, sprang into action unleashing a frightening hail of 'Sonic-Booms' he had been perfecting on our dreadfully long carriage ride back to Harvard the previous fall. Needless to say, well, it actually IS needless to say, so i in fact, won't.
-Alex J. Maldonado Sr. esq.
If Jimmy was both edible and good-tasting, he would pleasantly tingle all the way down, and then the person that consumed Jimmy would have a gurgly tummy sound that may sound suspiciously like a "meow." And then this person would have a tiny green burp-bubble. It would smell lovely. And you wouldn't have to be embarrassed about burping or whatever because it would OBVIOUSLY be the coolest thing ever!
-Carrie
Jimmy makes too many internet faces. On the internet and in real life somehow. He just said the word "blurb" to me. I don't know what that means. Jimmy jimmyjimmy jimmy jim jimmy.
-Hollie
Jimmy once saved a busload of half-retarded, mutilated elves from the evil clutches of the sinister dragonlord. It was one crazy night! He also wets his bed at an alarming regularity!
-P.J.
Jimmy is like a dachshund with ketchup, better than a regular dachshund. And he has telekinesis out the wazoo. He doesn't eat his hot dogs with buns, cuz hes got enough hot dog buns... In his pants, if you know what I mean. He apparently doesn't like mouth secrets. And he laughs when I sleep fart... very endearing... though it woke me up.
-Katie
Watch out for Jimmy! He is a bad mother fucker! Soon we will see Jimmy's name in the credits of movies. This guy has taught me a lot about film and he's gonna make it. I know he will. I love this guy! Oh wait, no no no it's not what you think! Just as a friend. Damn you people have twisted minds! -Mike Lopez
Jimmy is a total retard.
~{dpad} aka Daisy
Jimmy asked me to write something about him like 85 years ago, but I wasn't born yet so now that I am born, I am going to tell you a story:
One day, Jimmy was walking down the street, then he fell in a hole. That hole transported him to Morro Bay, CA and I was all, hey Jimmy, you just came out of a hole and he was like, duh! Then we ate some food and took some pictures and then we had a party and I went to work and he bought a cat. Oh yeah and then he fell in another hole and went to Africa. The End.
-Julie
Jimmy loves to befriend people who live no less that 1,500 miles away from him. He can't speak pig latin... but thats because he is neither pig nor latin. He gets more play than that fat kid in dodgeball, but less play than me. Jimmy really made up all of these descriptions just to trick other people into thinking he's really spectacular.
-Becky Contreras
The gardenhead knows his name.
-Marcia
Jimmy is the type of guy that will stab you right in the fucking face while he steals your girlfriend. I'm not saying he is able to do either of those things, I'm just saying he's that TYPE of guy.
-EXO
Jimmy is 100% pure organic man meat. No added colors, preservatives, or bullshit.
-Ingrid
A long, long, time ago... in a land far far away, but not that far...there was a town of many happy people. They would sing songs filled with gayness, treat each other with respect and love, nothing less. Then one day God took a fat shit on that town, and everyone became vewwy vewwy sad. No more singing, no more dancing, every was rude to each other. God had mistaken the town for a toilet, and thus made a mistake by shitting on it. He felt bad and thought to himself...What can I do to bring back the happiness that was once there?
Alas...God made Jimmy.
-Tiffany
JIMMY'S ABOUTS:
Jimmy you are so wiggly,
so giddy, and fibbly,
so ready to swimmy,
you giggle,
you twiddle so little,
while whistling a mimbley.
I love Jimmy... you're so smart,
and bedazzled with the razzles of razzles of dazzles,
That radical. You're i-pod-ical! Hehe.
-Ashley
Anyone who wants to write me one of these, feel free. ^_^Also! I'm changing the settings on my profile because I get way too much porn-spam friend requests, but that doesn't mean I don't want new friends! SO! If you wanna friend me, just send me a message first! :D
Also, my aim name is JamJim64 if anyone wants to say hi ^_^
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