Hit and run. |
Another example of why im incredibly stupid. i was driving my sweet 85 ford ranger with tabs expired since two mays ago and no insurance, and pulled up to a gas station, where i found out i had no mon...
Posted by E-Cola. on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:20:00 PST |
Tales of the Decrepit. |
Before you read this, if youre a family member, close the page, as i am going to burn in hell for the second half. My idiot friend jaffer always bugs me to tell everybody my stories about the mice in ...
Posted by E-Cola. on Wed, 21 May 2008 04:51:00 PST |
The people who ride the bus are freaks. |
Alright, so granted this isn't a RECENT tale of wonder, but if its recent you want, screw your ugly mother.anyways, this year i had the pleasure of riding a greyhound. i recommend it only to those who...
Posted by E-Cola. on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:44:00 PST |
He could have been President! |
Greetings my children, rest your weary feet and gather round, for I bring with me another whimsical tale from the tome of my lifes failures and misery. And its not about feces this ...
Posted by E-Cola. on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:40:00 PST |
a brief glimpse of the world we live in |
VIR secht (02:27:33 pm): i shit my pants in my sleep last nightVIR secht (02:28:09 pm): ive never woken up so ashamedVIR secht (02:28:20 pm): i hate having to wake up and go OOOOH NOOOOO VIR secht (02...
Posted by E-Cola. on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:43:00 PST |
How have I never had a girlfriend? |
Let me tell you a story. A story about a guy named Josh and a dirty dishrag. Y'see, one morning when I was in highschool, all supple and young, I was running late for school. I combed my hair all nice...
Posted by E-Cola. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST |
Maybe I'm just a whiner. |
I was working at walgreens today, the best place to give you that extra push you need to hang yourself. some wierd lady came up to buy some pringles. we talked, i forced chit chat and pretended to car...
Posted by E-Cola. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST |
I swear to christ I live in an uninhabitable hell. |
My house, that i live in, eat in, and alledgedly shower in, is god awful. the toilet backs up into my bathtub sometimes. like, poop water will actually surface through the drain of wat is supposed to ...
Posted by E-Cola. on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:16:00 PST |
A day worth bitching about. |
Today, my day was one of utmost SHIT. The following states exactly, WHY. the only reason i even went to school today was to turn in an assignment, which my teacher didnt even accept. that stupid bitch...
Posted by E-Cola. on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:10:00 PST |
