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The Professor

If you don't believe me then you'd better kill me now; 'cause I'll put a Jihad on YOU...

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You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.

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created with QuizFarm.comI am obsessed with music and the electric guitar(been playing for 17 years now)and I'm all about a mean & catchy riff. I've got quite the sense of humour(see my occupation) and I love learning about ancient civilizations, and enjoy reading, walking, writing, poetry (writing and reading it), running, climbing, working out(though not so much these days), getting drunk and cutting a rug, daily greens, HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, pay-per-view fighting events, action/comedy/horror films, buffalo meat, lamb meat(mmmm...baby animal....), cooking, food, metal/punk shows, visiting friends & family(my family is a walking gong show, I'm proud to say; there's never a dull moment), animals(especially dogs and birds of prey). And of course my beautiful Ibanez guitar, Daryl(my other man). I can be pretty immature, but figure that's what makes life fun and interesting; just letting go and having a good time. I also love Ps2(Games of choice right now are Medal of Honour:Frontline and Deus EX:The Conspiracy; along with a whole bunch of others I won't get into) and of course Ps1(Tomb Raiders for Ps1's are classics). i also love to joke about "putting jihads" on people, but it's all in good fun; of course never meant to offend anyone.
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My Interests

Ancient Civilizations(especially Egypt, the Middle East, Greece and Native America), Various Religions, Pay-per-view fights, my Ibanez guitar Daryl, Jihads, Making people laugh, Horrible acting(too amusing), Metal/Punk shows, Getting drunk and cutting a rug,Birds of Prey, Presa Canarios, American Pitbull Terriers, Wolves(my fav. animal), Ravens, Animals(especially dogs and birds), Family and friends, Cooking, Food(preferably east Indian and anything Ethnic...except Thai),Stringed instruments(except that hideous sliding guitar in country and western music...), Archaeology, Anthropology, Paleontology, Egyptology(basically any science is interesting to me and worth looking into), Building, Renovating, Martial Arts, Vampires, Medeival weapons.

I'd like to meet:

Lemmy Kilmister, Bruce Dickinson, Angelina Jolie, Anderson Silva, Jean Chretien(got a soft spot for that French savage!), Joaquin Phoenix, Nefertiri, Ramses II, All Pharoahs from Ancient Egypt, Kim Jong Il(just what IS going on in that man's head???), John Lydon, Steve Harris, Mikkey Dee(AGAIN!), Any Metal/Authentic Punk Fans, Women that tear up the Fretboard(I know you're out there!), Anybody with a really Good Sense of Humor. and george w. bush so i can wipe that arrogant smirk off his face. anyone that I can put a jihad on.

Music:

Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Amon Amarth, 3 Inches of Blood, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Arch Enemy, Bad Brains, Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Damned, Heart, Blondie, The Monks, Led Zeppelin, "mean beans", Johnny Cash, The Transplants (Boston punk band from the '70's), Ramones, Pink Floyd, old metallica, Cream, Beethoven, Boston, Steppenwolf, Satyricon, D.R.I., Suicidal Tendencies, Circle Jerks, Kreator, Ronnie James Dio, Apocalyptica, Yngwie Malmsteen, Bach, Into Eternity, Gravedigger, Dead Milkmen, Testament...can't remember right now, way too many, but basically i love metal/hardcore/thrash and REAL punk...

Movies:

The Mummy, The Mummy Returns(c'mon;Imhotep is hot AND evil), Anchor Man("the human torch was denied a bank loan..." is my new favourite quote), Walk the Line, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo, Ravenous, Fight Club, Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider the Cradle of Life, Army of Darkness, Anything with jean claude van damme (i'm a fan of horrible acting for some strange reason), Team America World Police(jihad,jihad), The Wedding Singer, The Evil Dead series, Return of the Living Dead series(still horrified of zombies...i know; pathetic), Sid & Nancy, Game of Death, Enter the Dragon ANY BRUCE LEE MOVIE(that little dude was SOOOO intense), The Naked Gun series, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Television:

The Ultimate Fighter, Any Pay-Per-View fighting event, The Food Network, Discovery Civilization, Flying Heavy Metal, National Geographic, The Learning Channel, Animal Planet.

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Books:

Right now i'm reading Blood & Gold and The Witching Hour both by Anne Rice, and it'll be quite a while before i finish them...too much crap going on.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, My Dad, Louis Riel, John Lydon, THE BONE (Icarus, my budgie; for braving the hard trip from Australia), Johnny Cash(RIP), Anderson Silva(Rich Franklin's nose...need i say more??), Georges St. Pierre(nice to watch matt hughs get humiliated;that cocky prick!), My Mommy, Joey Ramone(RIP), Joe Strummer(RIP), Eccentric People, Women that tear up the Fretboard, The Vampire Lestat,Leslie Nielson, Steve Irwin(RIP), My sister's cat Stitches,American Pitbull Terriers, Presa Canarios, Birds of Prey, Wolves, Inhuman people.
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About You...
Age 30
Birthplace canada
Current Location the inhuman one's house
Hair Color auburn/brown
Eye Color grey/blue
Height 5'2
Heritage cree indian/french/german(this explains why i have such a bad temper)
Your fears the living dead and the vicious shark on my cursor
Your weakness a mean & catchy riff
Goal for today not to pull an axl rose (got a bad temper!)
Goal for this year be a good mom/musician
Lifetime goal be a good mom/musician
When do you want to get married? i was married, it left me scared of that kind of commitment; though i have nothing against marriage.
and to whom? some ugly dude who looks like eminem (what was i thinking??oh well, it only lasted 6 months)

Ever been in love? yes
Currently in love? yes, and the cliche is true; it fucken killzzzzz!!!
Do you think you are attractive? i have good face days at times
Your best physical feature a toss up between my nose and my feet (though my baby toes strongly resemble lima beans)
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... yes, hate it
gone skinny dipping... nope
been beaten up... heavens, yes!!
wanted to kill someone... everyday
gone a week without MySpace... no
gone a week without TV... yes, and i don't miss the fucker at all
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... my son (well, he actually chewed on my face, but that's his way of kissing, the little bugger!)
say hi to you... my dad, groovy gary
talk to you... my sister, the inhuman one
What's the last...
Time you cried? today(it's disgusting how sensitive i am)
Book you've read? blood canticle, anne rice
Store you've been in? atlantis, a coffee shop,not the continent. although that is my choice of vacation; along with the bermuda triangle.
Can you...
Dance? when i'm drunk
Speak a differenty language? not fluently
Cook? yes!i take pride in my cooking (german trait)
Write w/ both hands? not legibly
Whistle? i am the best there is, the best there was...
Finish the line...
If I had a... dollar
I would buy you a coffee
So I can watch you enjoy it
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SEVEN DEADLY SINS...MY WRATH AND PRIDE ARE OFF THE CHART!!!

Greed: Medium   Gluttony: Medium   Wrath: Very High   Sloth: Low   Envy: Medium   Lust: Low   Pride: High  Take the http:...
Posted by charlotte on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:03:00 PST

PLEASE DON'T ADD ME IF.....

you don't want anything to do with me!! it irritates me when people want to be added to my friends list and then don't have anything to do with me! i've just finished weeding out a bunch of my "friend...
Posted by charlotte on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST

UFC Dec.30/06 Arlovski Fight

well, on dec. 30 is the big pay-per-view event on UFC when Andrei Arlovski fights...can't wait to see him. i don't even care if i'm scheduled to work or not; I AM WATCHING THAT FIGHT even if i have to...
Posted by charlotte on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

my son's name Samson ISN'T named after the bible...

let it be known that i didn't name my son after the character in the bible, Samson. Sam's dad and i love the name and the day I found out I was pregnant, we decided on the name Samson (first) James (m...
Posted by charlotte on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

your friends have your back

i find it very necassary just to say that no one will ever love you like your friends. on my 30th birthday (just a week ago), NOT ONE (well, ok...ONE) family member even called to wish me a happ...
Posted by charlotte on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

my 30th birthday

well, today i am officially an old geezer. it's weird; i never imagined myself being 30. but i always said if i didn't have kids by now, i'd adopt. and my first child was just born aug.22. his name is...
Posted by charlotte on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST