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Paul

I am here for Friends

About Me

I can’t sleep with socks on or the covers tucked in; I sometimes drink too much but ALWAYS talk too much; I tend to let important things slip through my fingers; I can be extremely hardworking and extremely lazy; I tend to find something to like about everyone; I’m rarely bored; I usually fall asleep with my glasses on; I am a slob; I’ve been hot for cartoon characters; I’m horrible with names and even worse with directions; I am a pretty good cook but rarely bother to; I love to be alone; I am totally blond; I can be naïve and innocent but I am certainly no angel; I have horrible math anxiety but always tested very well in it; I am horribly allergic to cats and they love me because of it; I love pigs; I loathe change; I love to travel alone; I have no interest in reading the blog of a total stranger.

My Interests

Travel, beer, photography, reading, movies, music. Did I mention beer? Vodka? Rum? Whiskey?

I'd like to meet:

Someone underage and pretty.

Movies:

FLCL / The Pillows ;)

Television:

http://www.cleanishappy.com/

Books:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being, anything by Umberto Eco or Flannery O'Connor. Also Bernard Malamud. Bird By Bird by Anne Lamott. Catch-22. Cat's Cradle--See the cat? See the cradle?"

Heroes:

Jefferty Dahmer cos he always ate the evidence.

My Blog

What Next?

My freakin’ hard-drive died and now I am without a computer.  Damned Acer.  Is it a Taiwanese Plot?  I’m upstate dying with bronchitis that I (along with everyone else in th...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:28:00 PST

I wish I was this sexy hahah

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Which Sexy Are You? MY RESULT:Naughty Sexy ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:06:00 PST

I CAN'T STOP DOING THESE! Even if they are for teenage girls...

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Purity Test MY RESULT:Completely Contaminated ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:00:00 PST

I HATE SURVEYS

Lil Of Everything SurveyAbout MeFull Name::Paul Anthony Pulcini Nickname::Pooch, Paolo, Paulie, Pablo, Paolucci Age::43 Height::177cm (you do the math) Weight::77 Kg Siblings::3 Children::2-ish Shoe S...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:49:00 PST

Surveys?

Sixty-Nine Odd QuestionsAre your parents married or divorced?:Married Are you a vegetarian?:No Do you believe in Heaven?:Only if I can eat there Have you ever come close to dying?:Only when I flipped ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST

Swollen Glands

I just got over the (non-bird)flu.  My glands hurt.  Maybe I have West Nile.  Don't laugh.  My last words will be, "I told you I was sick!"  At least it's not an STD (I think...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST