Sailing the high seas. Taking 2nd place in just about everything.
Kimbo Slice
Let's start this thing with the top 5 bands I want to beat up. 1) Sum 41 2) the Used 3) Papa Roach 4) Simple Plan and 5) Good Charlotte.... Now lets move on to the bands and individuals I enjoy... (in no particular order) Pulp, Blur, at the drive-in, Mars Volta, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, radiohead (typical), Modest Mouse, the bad plus, Jimi Hendrix, Bjork, Interpol, Jawbreaker, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Diana Krall, Brad Mehldau, Common, The Roots, D'angelo, Van Hunt, Mos Def, Digable Planets, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Elvis Costello, Sade, Prince, rolling stones (in their early years), nas, Air, Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, Bruce Springsteen (you don't mess with the Boss Man), ladytron, David Bowie, Dead Low Tide, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Enon, Jamiroquai, Kanye West, Nick Drake, James Brown, Stevie Wonder, Cat Stevens, Wu-Tang Clan, Roy Ayers, OutKast, Verdena, blah, blah blah blah blah....
Let's start this one with the top five actresses that suck. And because they suck so much i refuse to see movies that they are in... 1) Rene Zellweger 2) Julia Roberts 3) Juliette Lewis 4) Jennifer Lopez 5) Juliann Moore 6) Cameron Diaz Ok so maybe it's a top 6... Now here are some good movies not starring any of those people -----Singing in the rain, top hat, on the waterfront, hud, the godfather, the sweet smell of success, heat, casino, amelie, seven samurai (pretty much anything by Akira Kurosawa), samurai movies in general, casablanca, maltese falcon, anything by Alfred Hitchcock, anything by Woody Allen, trainspotting, some like it hot, unforgiven, do the right thing, anything by the Coen brothers (except fargo, I don't like Fargo), punch drunk love, lots of Tim Burton Movies, when harry met sally, La Femme Nikita, Snatch, lots of Federico Fellini, Big Blue, big fish, lock stock and two smoking barrells, 28 days later, Leon; the Professional, Bottlerocket, Rushmore, the Royal Tenenbaums, City of God, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Napoleon Dynamite, Life Aquatic, 2001 a Space Odyssey, the Pianist, Collateral, Shaun of the Dead, 400 blows, Top Gun, The Cable Guy, a lot of Martin Scorsese, Last of the Mohicans, Motorcycle Diaries, The Set Up, The Killing, Angels with Dirty Faces, Double Indemnity, Good Night and Good Luck, The Science of Sleep, THERE WILL BE BLOOD, Hot Fuzz, Children of Men, The Fountain, and the list just goes on and on and on.......
Seinfeld, Chappelle's show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Alf, Small Wonder, Step by Step, Perfect Strangers, Family Matters, Full House, basically anything that was on TGIF..... Premiership Football, Sportscenter, I Love Lucy (seriously), The State (I hope you remember it), The Office (BBC version, not a fan of the american remake), Extras, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development, Stella, The Venture Bros., and of course... the O.C.
Pretty Much anything by Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk; Choke-Survivor-fightclub the rest of his stuff ain't that good, Paul Auster; New York Trilogy - Mr. Vertigo, anything by John Steinbeck, good 'ol Bill Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe, Ted L. Nancy; Letters from a Nut, Jerry Seinfeld; Seinlanguage, the Choose Your own Adventure Books, Bobby Fischer Teaches Chess, Assata Shakur; Assata: an autobiography, Lord of the Flies (you thought i was going to say lord of the rings didn't you!), Larry McMurtry; Horseman Pass By, Anything by Dr. Seuss, Woody Allen; Without feathers, Getting Even, and Side Effects. The Outsiders. 1984. The Jungle.
Martin Luther King Jr., Woody Guthrie, Che Guevara (but only for the fashionable t-shirts), George Best, Thierry Henry, Ryan Giggs, Gabriel Heinze, Steven Gerrard, Cristiano Ronaldo, Rio Ferdinand, David Beckham, Roy Keane, Zinedine Zidane, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Frank Lampard..