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Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt"

Karma is my bitch, my best-friend and I luv her. What goes around comes around, and when it comes ar

About Me

I am Tesha the most awesomest person you will ever meet (or e-meet for some of you crazies, look if you don't live near me or party where I party or know the ppl I know, Hell no I ain't meeting yer ass..BUHLEEDAT).
I am one of the rarest things ever created in the world and that would be a GENUINE ASSHOLE!. Really, It's true ask anybody in my tops list, they will let you know. Tesha has no heartttttttttt!
Theres a lot of things I enjoy in life, but I really don't feel like digging into my purty skull to think about which ones are acceptable for public viewing.
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD...IT TRULY DOES..It must be scrawberry flavored, boys like scrawberry!
I'm not looking for a man or a woman. I'm tired of love and things related to it. I aint accepting jumpoff applications right now either lmao) I'm just on here cuz its kewler than not bein on here. YA DIGGG?
That's about it, I mean anything else you can send me a message. Ya kno? Dig it! HOLLA BITCHES!
Finish the Sentence:
My favorite place to be is:: somewhere secluded
I am:: gettin old
I love:: my kid
I am afraid of:: I dunno anymore
I wish:: I wasn't a punk sometimes
I would like to ban:: ...Im not at liberty to say that.
I am annoyed by:: a lot of stuff
My favorite song is:: Knocks me off my feet
I am most vulnerable:: around somebody..
I am happiest when:: I ain't stressed out
My best trait is:: my uber dopeness
I can always be counted on to:: make somebody giggle!
Everyone thinks that I am:: witty...oh and super sexy lmao jk jk
They think this because:: its true?
I'd like to meet:: Reggie Bush
Life is:: short and painful
Love is:: painful and short
Marriage is for:: people who know how to stay in a monogamous relationship
Fast food is:: awesomeee
Let's go:: shoe shoppin
Just get it:: done?
Sex is for:: people that aint contagious
Sex is best:: in public places
I am most healthy when I:: aint sick lol
Generally, I:: hate nosy ppl
My worst habit is:: being a punk
I am known to be:: chipper
My weakness is:: somebody
I am hungry for:: rice...mmm carbs
I'd be very happy if:: I wasn't broke
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My Interests

My interests include being cool and awesome, and also an asshole at times. I also like to have fun and what not, and I like the boys! I like the boys alot! I think the boys like me too! Maybe! lmao...Really though, I'm a semi-interesting person, maybe you should add me as a friend and see how uber interesting I am!

Tesha, your subconscious mind is driven most by Reserve You approach the world with your guard intact because unconsciously, and perhaps consciously, you want to maintain an element of control in your relationships with people. You tend to hold your private experiences just out of reach of others. You're not one to immediately show all your cards, to let people into who you really are until you're ready.Unfortunately, that sometimes means you also hide things from yourself. You may find that your desire to remain guarded backfires, affecting your self-awareness. Why are you like this? It's possible that you act in this manner because of a deeply-rooted fear of being exposed, or of truly expressing yourself. To protect yourself from this fear, you act in the opposite manner — you are guarded.There is a certain respect that comes with resistance, an unconscious understanding that the human psyche is very vulnerable. We all feel we have a lot to hide, and you are not one to be intrusive or thoughtless about how you approach sensitive topics with others. Therefore you inspire a sense of safety in others when they are around you. Your psyche is very deep, very rich, and the more you can let yourself know (both the good and the bad), the more you will be able to appreciate who you really are.Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Reserve, there is much more to who you are at your core.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Yo Mama. So I can slap the Hell outta her...lol..ahaha Yo Mama Jokes...classic!LEAVE ME A VOICE COMMENT BITCHES

Music:

I'm a R&B chick. I love neo-soul and all that. I love hip hop too. ME AND HJOH UMM UNDER THE INFLUENCE
- Get Your Own
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Movies:

Anything with Vince Vaughn or Ben Stiller. Yea and a few of the typical black people movies too. Ya know like Menace 2 Society...Juice (you got the juice now) Poetic Justiceee blah blah

Television:

Family Guy, Heroes, ER, and anything that comes on discovery channel (stfu yall watch mythbusters too)STYLIN ON EM!!!

Books:

any of that urban shit. I fucks wit it. ya digglies?

Heroes:

Myself dammit...and soon you will see why fools! lmao..hmmm!

My Blog

HUMP day!!!!????!?!?!?!?

*smiles happily after eating stuffed french toast from IHOP* aha Gen you madd...YOU MADDD!!!   Anywhom. so today was a long ass day with annoying ass kids that don't belong to me. I decides that ...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:00:00 PST

effin Canadians...

So yesterday I was at work minding my own when one of my co-workers pointed to a comic strip. The headline read "canadian, the new n-word" she asked me if I'd ever heard of it and I said no, and start...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:31:00 PST

Cuz Joe CLEEZE said it...nyegga!

So my EX friend GEN sent me a link to this allhiphop blog thingy by Joe Claire assuming that I would love it. Of course, her being one of my close buddies would know my likes and dislikes, so's I go t...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

...bussin it open

So last night I was just chillin at my bus stop ya know. Mindin my own. When this dude comes up to me and smiles. I'm like okayyy wtf you smilin at dude? And he goes "are you...nah..wait. Are you in c...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:08:00 PST

Hello 08

Ah I'm so glad 07 is over with. That shit was kinda weak.Anyways. So yea this year is my year I think. All the bullshit I put up with the years prior are not acceptable this year and beyond. Buhleedat...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:02:00 PST

last kkk meeting...

My mommy sent this to me as an email....I dunno whatcha think about it?   The KKK leader stepped to the podium, his hood lowered around his     shoulders and a look of disgust...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:28:00 PST

WTF...reallly?

And this is why I don't be fuckin with Jovans man...         really?   Ive never seen such a small hairy luv pie in my life. this nigga knew what she was doin... I thought it...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:45:00 PST

Saving myself till marriage...

So um, like a month ago I decided I was gonna "save" myself for "marriage" lol. Ok more like till I find a decent man. Anywho, I just got done reading this article and it seems like maybe I should cha...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:45:00 PST

Crank Dat....

So's I'm just chillin with my smaller companion and I ask him "Jordan what do you wanna be for Halloween?"   Now a little history on our Halloweens. Since he's been born he's always been Tigger f...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:49:00 PST

what happened to black barbie?

So um I'm watching Nickelodeon and a Barbie commercial comes on and they show like 6 dolls doing gymnastics and the whole time I'm looking for the black one. I see the asian one and the spanish one a...
Posted by Tesha be like "oh no you dit'nt" on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:20:00 PST