A Day In The Life As Nick |
A lot of people say I'm not productive, whatever that means. I guess that assumption stems from the fact I don't have a job at the moment. Fair enough, but Life As Nick isn't all bells and whistles. I...
Posted by Life As Nick on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:37:00 PST |
Shakespeare vs. Nick |
I had a dream: it was to rise to the top/Like it or not, number one is my favorite spot.I've been homeless and I've been in jail/Feel these words like they were written in braille.I've been in places ...
Posted by Life As Nick on Sat, 31 May 2008 10:57:00 PST |
The Nick Sterling Contest For Better Myspacing |
You know you've hit a new personal low when you look forward to masturbating to high speed internet porn. That was my entire motivation for walking home from the bar early. My mind was originally thin...
Posted by Life As Nick on Fri, 23 May 2008 03:05:00 PST |
2008 Criss Angel Predictions |
It's a known fact that I'm pretty damn good when it comes to predicting things. Call it Zen, good luck, or my spiritual ability to guess shit. Here's my '2008 Sports Predictions'.Basketball: Cel...
Posted by Life As Nick on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:20:00 PST |
Im A Fuckin Comedian |
Here's a couple laughs to start your weekend compliments of yours truly:
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1. I want to market a home pregnancy test that says in fine print, "May Cause Birth Defects".
2. Imagine if I opene...
Posted by Life As Nick on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:25:00 PST |
My Personals Ad |
I'd like to place a personals ad:Sensitive, sincere, anti-unionist, twentyish, handsome, prone to violence, chronic masturbator, seeks human female between 18 and 28, perky breasts a plus, non-violent...
Posted by Life As Nick on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:00:00 PST |
Reversal |
Everything in my life seems to be happening in reverse.
Allow me to explain.
When I was a young lad my dad passed away. I grew up without a father, no siblings, and very few male role models. I kinda...
Posted by Life As Nick on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:08:00 PST |
Damnit, Ladies! |
Damnit ladies, stop it!
Now that I have re-entered the harsh, untamed world of heterosexual dating, I need to be treated like a human being with emotions and feelings. I know that some of you see me a...
Posted by Life As Nick on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:30:00 PST |
Getting Old |
I was thinking about death the other day. It’s a pretty common occurrence now that I’m 24, and I’m so old I can feel my arteries hardening, my wrinkled skin peeling away from my arth...
Posted by Life As Nick on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:36:00 PST |
New Reality Shows |
Every time I turn on the TV I am bombarded with commercials for new reality shows. All of them fucking suck. There is nothing *real* about watching Paris Hilton act like she's roughing it when she sti...
Posted by Life As Nick on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:28:00 PST |
